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Jake

Perpetually drunk Aussie who molests French Men
OMG, stop crawling on the floor and acting like Jake. It's really annoying.
by Mrtoogood April 18, 2017
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Jake

A sad boy with a huge penis who's really a decent guy who can't get some pussy.
Bob: Yo you should go out with Jake.
Literally Any Girl: I'll pass.
by Salutentiano April 20, 2019
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Jake

Dumb, crazy, not funny, yeets water bottles for fun, throw rocks at birds
by Lil pony king February 21, 2019
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Jake

by Jokes by Jokes November 16, 2016
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Jake

A guy who's perfectly nice but always has the need to compensate in any way possible due to his tiny dick (3 inches or less).
Poor Jake, grinding on the dance floor. Too bad he will never get it into anyone.
by suhdude123 December 21, 2016
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Jake

A guy who usually is blonde and has blue eyes.
Secretly has an obsession over vampire tv shows. Not committed he's a one night type of fella. Randomly likes to smile, even if his cat dies.
Boy 1: why does he smile all the time

Boy 2: idk he's looking like a victor smiling all the time
Boy 3: what can you say he's a jake
by Yoloswagnan March 25, 2017
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Jake

narcissistic, mentally challenged, emotionally impaired, incapable of being a half-way decent person, STD filled fucking crusty ass piece of shit, whore fucker
"Omg should I hook up with Jake?!"

"Only if you want to live with aids..."
by maya0924 March 25, 2017
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