A fake state built on lies and run by atheists who use the guise of Jewish faith to get away with whatever they want, including colonization, mass killing, use of white phosphorus (an internationally outlawed substance), etc
“Much similar to the Catholic sovereigns of Europe’s Middle Ages and Early Modern era, the Israel government seems to use religion as a mask of sorts to do whatever they please with no consequences.” - a historian
by the_real_me December 25, 2023
Get the Israelmug. 
is· real· ed, pronounced is-ree-ald;
When someone attributes their own thoughts, feelings, motives, and actions, to another person, often to avoid acknowledging or dealing with their own undesirable qualities or actions.
When someone attributes their own thoughts, feelings, motives, and actions, to another person, often to avoid acknowledging or dealing with their own undesirable qualities or actions.
“ he stole someone else’s belongings then blamed the victim. Poor guy just got Israeled”
“Man, you love to victimize yourself when you are the fucked up person, Stop being such an Israeli”
“Lookout man, you don’t want to be Israeled. They’ll have You thinking You’re the problem”
“Man, you love to victimize yourself when you are the fucked up person, Stop being such an Israeli”
“Lookout man, you don’t want to be Israeled. They’ll have You thinking You’re the problem”
by Wiiqleh December 6, 2023
Get the Israeledmug. by Menckensghost December 27, 2023
Get the Israeledmug. Don't use "free Palestine" as an excuse to be antisemetic
Israel is my favourite place in the world and feels like home
Israel is my favourite place in the world and feels like home
by G did heidheisjbeisj November 28, 2023
Get the Israelmug. The most wonderful and amazing man anyone could ever ask for. He is the very definition of perfect. He is the best in the bedroom hands down.
Have you met Israel?
by Sweetpsycho97 April 26, 2025
Get the Israelmug. Term used by hip modern humanitarians on Twitter/X that totally don't hate Jews. So, they would never say someone "Jewed" them. They say "Israeled" them instead. Nazis marching in Charlottesville chanted "Jews will not replace us". They would say "Zionists will not Israel us". Totally different. "Jewing" was something bad outdated racists used to say to refer to stingy/cheap Jews, or just Jews screwing you over generally as 9/10 racists agree Jews are always doing and plotting toward as a global cabal. People figured out this was racist AF tho, so now you have to say Israeled to mean THOSE PEOPLE are all thieves instead, which is at least 0-1% more mask on with its racism. Plus your Twitter followers might think you know something about geopolitics rather than just hating Jews, which you do, and that's a neat bonus.
Two modern humanitarians that totally don't hate Jews talking about how best to free Palestine:
Terminally online person 1: I just came up with a final solution for the Je... Zionist problem.
Terminally online person 2: Bro, you just Israeled Hitler out of his well deserved credit.
Terminally online person 1: That's antisemitic AF
Terminally online person 2: I said you Israeled him, not that you Jewed him. We're talking about Zionists anyhow, right?
Terminally online person 1: Oh my bad. I identify as a hyper-marxist anti-fascist anti-racist, and that sounded kinda in racist for a second. Anyway have you seen these crazy Talmud quotes and these funny hats? The Zionists will not Israel us, that's for sure.
Terminally online person 1: I just came up with a final solution for the Je... Zionist problem.
Terminally online person 2: Bro, you just Israeled Hitler out of his well deserved credit.
Terminally online person 1: That's antisemitic AF
Terminally online person 2: I said you Israeled him, not that you Jewed him. We're talking about Zionists anyhow, right?
Terminally online person 1: Oh my bad. I identify as a hyper-marxist anti-fascist anti-racist, and that sounded kinda in racist for a second. Anyway have you seen these crazy Talmud quotes and these funny hats? The Zionists will not Israel us, that's for sure.
by GlippityGlopGlop January 25, 2024
Get the Israeledmug.