Imprecatory

The action of riding one's bike into hell.

If not pedaling, the bike went back, this imprecatory bike led the boy to the hell.

by showbiz0 August 14, 2011

cognitive impaction

Noun:

Any of a number of conditions characterized by the involuntary suspension of mental processes crucial to self-expression and/or higher reasoning.

Cases of cognitive impaction can frequently be identified by inarticulate attempts at discourse, extended guttural utterances, slack-jaws and bugged out eyes on the part of the afflicted. Treatments are highly specific to each variety of cognitive impaction and range from a slap "upside" the head to a deadline in the most severe cases.

Also see mental constipation.

"Overwhelmed at the prospect of having the bounty of an entire doughnut shop all to himself, Homer immediately suffered a massive cognitive impaction that reduced him to little more than a drooling mass of manflesh."

by Joshua B. Wright April 5, 2004

Impulse

a sudden desire; urge: an instinctive motive.

impulse shopper

by iamxray August 7, 2009

rasta imposta

A person, usually a hipster, who claims to live a Rastafarian lifestyle, but in reality doesn't at all, whatsoever. Tons of stoners claim to be Rastafarian, but the only thing they do is smoke weed and wear Rasta bracelets.

dean: i'm rastafarian
me: what do rastafarians believe in?
dean: ummmmmm. look at my bracelets!
me: you're a rasta imposta

by ballllllllllllllllllllls July 10, 2010

Impecunious

The word that describes having little or no money at all.

Guy 1: I busted all my money on that new iPhone, and now I'm left impecunious.
Guy 2: Haha

by Ravencopter February 13, 2010

Ebonically Impaired

Describes the state of a person cannot learn to speak, read, or write or understand the Ebonics Language.

Patient: Dr. Crakerjack when I find myself traversing through the underserved areas of our fair city I find myself unable to understand or to verbally communicate with the natives indicative to these communities.

Doctor: Whitey don't be alarmed, Perhaps it is nothing, but I suspect you might be EBONICALLY IMPAIRED. Let's get you checked into the hospital and run some test though before we panic.

by Dragonlady58 December 6, 2020

Stress to Impress

Temporary anxiety caused by the need or want to show off a certain skill in front of a person or group. The skill can usually be attained unless others are watching, causing the stress.

Person A: "Why were you so sloppy at work tonight? You've been washing dishes for 3 years!"
Person B: "Dude, I felt the stress to impress because of that new, hott salad bar girl working here."

by Americanhockey1 November 22, 2009