Itchies & Scratchies

Itchies and Scratchies (n): the prolonged feeling of itchiness surrounding the labia majora following a hot and heavy session of clitoral rubbing. Inspiration pulled from the Simpson’s “Itchy & Scratchy Show”.

“I just have this tickling sensation every now and then around my bush, I really hope it’s not some sort of infection.”

“When was the last time you gave good ol’ Peggy a rub?”

“30 minutes ago.”

“Girl, you’ve got a case of the Itchies & Scratchies!”

by Mulchmuncher9 August 23, 2023

Itchy Mitchy

When you let a juicy fart and your butthole itches after the fart dries.

Oooh, that fart sounded wet, you're going to have an Itchy Mitchy when it dries.

by Thunderkiss October 27, 2023

Itchy

Itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy, itttchyyy

A sensation on your skin that is uncomfortable that makes you wanna itch it.

Bro 1- Dude, my leg is so itchy. I think I got bit by something...

Bro 2- My head is itchy, I think I have lice!

by Itchy1234 June 19, 2020

Itchy Brian

Another word for crackhead commonly used in the West side of USA.

Dad: "Hey son, go buy me a pack of smokes 'fore I whip you silly!"
Son: "But dad, there are Itchy Brian's roaming the streets who will try to suck my dick for money to fund their rampant crack and cocaine addiction!"
Dad: "And what do you want me to do about that?" *whips out belt*

by MyNameIsBrian2255 February 16, 2020

Itchy Arm Syndrome

when clint bowyer spingate moments like how clint bowyer spotter went like "you got itcehy arm clint???" and then clint said "ye" and then he spun?!!??!!?!!??!?!?

Look! Theres Ricky Stenhouse with Itchy Arm Syndrome!

by OriginalName the Pyro Main September 2, 2023

itchy fuck

(UK slang)

A term in place of "what the hell?". Could also be used to insult someone.

Itchy fuck, could you not buy Shell V Power

by BlitzRain September 17, 2023

Itchy Richie

When your inner mennonite/Amish comes out.

I pulled an itchy Richie when I claimed that horse as my own.

by Sewage moose February 3, 2018