swedish hummer

(n) 1. when a male's sexual partner performs fellatio on him and spits the resulting excretion into a fondue pot filled with dark chocolate, allowing the two substances to mix together; the two partners then consume the spunk/chocolate mixture;

(n) 2. for bonus points, the male will dip his penis into the mixture and request another blowjob; this method is referred to as the "double dip".

Person 1: "Hey, I heard Jamie gives great Swedish hummers!"
Person 2: "Yeah, totally. It was hot."

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Person 1: "Man, my girlfriend gave me a Swedish hummer last night. It sort of hurt but it was awesome."

by riiiiiiight September 23, 2010

hummer

slang for huh.

Used instead of huh.OKAY!

gosh this thing is making me write at least twenty words thats why im blabbin on about this damn word.

Say when your friends blabs on and on and you really didnt catch what the hell they were talkin about.

You respond with "Hummer"?

by Crystal[YUH] August 19, 2007

Hammers

Wheels off an Integra GSR that the spokes are straight.

Yo those hammers are looking good on your civic coupe man.

by Andrew December 24, 2004

Rear Hummer

When the receiver lets one rip during anal sex, increasing the pleasure for the giver. So long as he can ignore the smell, anyway...

"That was one nasty skank bitch, but that rear hummer felt great."

by Ninja Disaster August 27, 2003

hummer

British / Scottish

An unpleasant or undesirable female, coming from the verb 'to hum' - to emit an unpleasant odour

"Lizzie Johnstone is a pure hummer, so she is"

by Rule Britannia March 27, 2003

hommersexual

1. A homosexual man; a queer boy.

2. "One of them."

"Jesus, that guy over there's a right hommersexual!"

by mandead November 12, 2006

pink hummer

a blow job

"Dude your girlfriend gives a great pink hummer"

by tyuruwing July 25, 2009