Terminal Hornacity

Reaching the maximum potential for hornyness before imminent ejaculation.

After 6 weeks of no sex or masturbation I've reached terminal hornacity.

by Surjj21 November 30, 2011

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Tree Horn Worshipper

Slang for a Lignadoratist, someone who worships the knots on trees as their Gods. They practice their religion, titled "Lignadoratism", by surrounding themselves in tree heavy areas and holding on to as many knots on the trunks of said trees at once, while pouring all their feelings and worries into the trees. They believe that by doing this, the trees will relieve them and lead them to a less stressful lifestyle.

Tree Horn Worshippers tend to be partial to large trees such as oaks and maples. They prefer these because apparently the larger the tree knot they hold onto, the stronger the connection is. However, Lignadoratists still enjoy and worship all knots on the trunks of trees, including spruce, pine, and cherry.

Please make note that those who practice Lignadoratism do not worship knots on the trunks of elephants, such as tumors or cysts.

Dude, don't hang out with her, I've heard she's a total tree horn worshipper.

by treehornworshipper December 28, 2011

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faggot horn

A female who naturally draws the attention of homosexual men as a result of her flamboyance and stylish flair. She's basically queen of the gays.

faggot horn: the queens flock to see her look when she enters the club.

faggot horn: "More blood, less glitter. Are you really wearing those shoes again?"

by Danielle Mnop August 20, 2013

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