Douche Hook

A girl who thinks she is cool, and only hooks up with douche bags.

Hey, there goes kristie
Yeah, she's drunk again looking for a dude, what a douche hook!

by Johnson Johnson Johnson May 31, 2010

Designated Hook up

(Also DH) A person (male or female) that before going to a party or social gathering you are sure you can hook up with if all else fails. Basically, insurance. Because nobody likes to get left out a party right?

Mike: Hey Dave you going to Jessica's party?
Dave: Yeah man, as long as I have a designated hook up.
Mike: Oh yeah, Tina should be there, if things don't work out with anyone else.
Dave: I feel shallow for this though, Mike.
Mike: Don't Dave, we are humans and our need for love must be satisfied, just like our need for food or water.
Mike: I love you man.

by Viva La Fro July 6, 2010

Groin Hook

To pick up a drunk woman while drunk using references towards your genatalia

How was your night?"......"Oh it was great i groin hooked this woman at the bar last night and brought her home.

by willie11 April 21, 2011

negative hook-up

When a man brings home a woman after attempting to woo her, but she ends up putting on more clothes, rather than taking them off.

Dan: "How did things work out with that girl you met last night?"

Jay: "Everything was going fine, until I brought her back to my place, and she asked to borrow my sweatshirt, and said she had a boyfriend. I had a negative hook-up."

by My balls are fat September 16, 2011

wii hook

What auto-correct gives you when you're trying to type "Woo Hooo!" also known as Woo Hoo.

My favorite song is on! Wii Hook! (sent via mobile device)

by Just Kelly January 6, 2012

Fishing hook of boners

The theoretical power that your friend has to hook you up with someone that you want to love and bone

Ian must use the fishing hook of boners to set Glenn up with Amy

by Strongalingam April 6, 2019

Meat hooker

When you order a hooker for no sexual pleasure, but instead throw deli meats at them. Use different types of deli meats for each player. Bologna, ham and turkey work the best. First person to stick 3 slices wins.

Hey would you like to order hookers this weekend? Only if we play meat hooker!

by Helloitsmichael December 2, 2020