Hoofer

an annoying person who’s obsessed with horses.

nobody likes these type of people.

Go get some bitches

“Omg that lass is a right old hoofer, she needs to fucking pipe down”

by Hooferhaterwhogetsbitches June 1, 2022

hooded eye look

Like slant eye look, hooded eye look is gangster look for time to suck my cock.

Suck my cock the meaning of hooded eye look.

by Seven t.o July 21, 2022

hoofd

het is een pijpbeurt

mag ik hoofd krijgen?

by anonymous August 2, 2022

Hooted your last holler

Using up your last resource. Synonym: burned your last bridge.

I’m done! You’ve hooted your last holler!

by Candissa September 1, 2022

Hoffed

The act if hooking up with Eric Hofer on Maui!

She got “ Hoffed” big time last night!
He’s “Hoffed” every flight attendant there is!

by Maui Legends January 6, 2023

Hooked Up

No!? Why not!? My... My victory is incomplete now... It's all ruined now... You've RUINED EVERYTHING Mikhaila!

Hym "So... What? What am I supposed to do here now? Endure a partial victory forever? Andy? Mikhaila? Wh- I just don't see why! This... The opportunity is gone now. How am I supposed to... It- I need that to be a thing! Go back! You go back and you fuck that Frankenstein Mikhaila! Right now! I made it for a reason! What is he doing now? Sitting in a room!? That's NOT what he's FOR, Mikhaila! THAT'S NOT WHAT HE'S FOR! GODDAMN IT!! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL! I mean, you can't just lie!? You can't just lie and SAY you hooked up with him!? For me!? Goddamn you! HOOOOOooooooo SHIT! Shitshitshit! Ok! New plan! I'm building a time machine! I got the A.I. I got the death-bots. We take over the world. Build a slut-tower. Then! Then I make the time machine. Perfect my victory. Come back to the present. Reside in the slut-tower indefinitely. Die. Sound good?"

Iam "Um..."

Hym "The answer is 'Yes.' Perfect plan. This is what we're doing now."

by Hym Iam September 29, 2023

Hooded Sausage

To define a uncircumcised male.

Companion: Do you know that guy dave
You: Yeah
Companion: He has a hooded sausage

by Nigga Central October 5, 2023