homework

an unneeded invention

guy4: homework is gay
guy3:ikr who made homework
guy2: an asshole named Image result for who made homework Roberto Nevelis.
guy 3 and 4: fuck that man

by botnigs October 7, 2020

Homework creep

The phenomenon where the teachers aren't aware of each other, and simultaneously increase the amount of homework they give, thinking that the students would be able to handle it, thus collectively significantly increasing the overall amount.

Man, the god damn teachers are all on homework creep!

by Dominator21GT February 27, 2021

Homework

A piece of paper that messes with your mind

Mother: are you done your homework?
Child: no I’m sorry please tell my teacher “F**k your homework”

by Rainbow_duckboi April 14, 2021

Homework

something that sane people don’t do

teacher: Do your homework Dave!
Dave: No, old lady, i won’t!
Dave’s mom: get up bafoon and do your homework quit daydreaming

by lady a la gaga May 3, 2021

Homework

Something I could have done instead of trying to think of a funny joke so I could get some worthless likes on Urban Dictionary...

Which I probably wont be getting anyway...

Mom: Did you do your homework before playing with your friends on the Xbox?
Kid: Yes mom! (he did in fact not do his homework before playing with his friends on the Xbox)
Mom: Good! Oh and food's done! It's pancakes, your favorite!
Kid: Okay mom thanks, I'll be there in a minute! (He knew he didn't deserve those pancakes)

(Based on a true story)

by Svea-Rike-Stan February 15, 2023

Math Homework Crackdown

When the Communist Party of China (CCP) is toying with the idea of limiting the number of hours students could spend on their school math homework every day, much to the relief of millions of math-anxious students and their parents, so that the time could be better spent on non-academic pursuits, or on familiarizing themselves with Xi’s socialist writings.

Unlike the CCP’s dreaded crackdown of its domestic gaming industry, such as prohibiting minors from playing video games Monday through Thursday and limiting their play to one hour on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday nights, its rumored math homework crackdown is being anticipated by both students and parents.

by Covido August 29, 2022

crying over homework

1. When you stall so much that you start to cry.
2. You are so stressed over homework you cry and cry.
3. Completly giving up.

I started crying over homework because I am done

by idfc anymore January 16, 2018