When you stay in the shower long enough that your hands become prune and then you jerk off! This action is best followed up by having a Werther"s original.
by Jason in Denver April 8, 2017
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Get the dum i hela huvudet mug.Helaine is one of the less famous Greek Gods - the God of Dress Making!
she is loved by all Gods and People for her unrivaled dress making skills!
She can also kill someone 64 times before they hit the ground.
she is loved by all Gods and People for her unrivaled dress making skills!
She can also kill someone 64 times before they hit the ground.
Person: Oh Magnificent Helaine will you make me a dress??
Helaine: Why of course i will!
Person: Oh thankyou wonderful Helaine!!
Helaine: Shutup!
Helaine: Why of course i will!
Person: Oh thankyou wonderful Helaine!!
Helaine: Shutup!
by Manjula Flower May 29, 2007
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A place where tortured people speak to incompetent fools, swearing at them after pressing the "Mute" button.
by Durr July 31, 2003
Get the helpdesk mug.The cure to the common hangover, and a monster of a breakfast sandwich. Comprised of bacon, sausage, ham, eggs, and cheese heeped onto an enormous hard roll. Also a good source of the vitamin cholesterol.
Got a hangover? Well head on down to your local deli and ask for new Hangover Helper and watch your headache vanish. (Side effects include, but are not limited to: upset stomache, dhiarria, gutteral bulge, and heart attacks)
by captain phoenix May 10, 2006
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I couldn't feel my face after all that Santa's little helper. I could touch it, but couldn't feel it.
by jburke524 September 19, 2011
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