Boston heater

After a big meal & great night of hot sex. When your girlfriend, whore, or whomever falls alseep, gently pull yourself from underneath your blankets & squat over her chest but don't be loud as she might wake up. Gently ease out your poop onto her chest & there you have it. A nice dump on her chest. Aka...Boston Heater

Last night when your mom fell asleep I gave her a boston heater.

by Dillboy June 11, 2006

Herperrhea

The delicate combination of herpes and gonorrhea.

The good news is the blood tests came back negative. The better news is you only have a healthy case of herperrhea.

by Margarita Ontherocks November 9, 2010

heater hugger

A lame person that can't find warmth to enjoy so they decide to hug a heat fan for the day.

your such a @#%& heater hugger.
Fat1ne

by Fat1ne September 7, 2016

Heater Re-Peter

When you take a really relieving early morning shit and glance down to see a perfectly sculpted replica of the peter you took in your heater the night before.

Hey babe, lats night was great! How was that Heater Re-Peter this morning? Did it have a little bend in it? Love you!

by KooterStunna TeddyBear June 8, 2017

heaterpuss

A person who is afraid of heaters or sun or any other form of heat

Logan: Dude, I am so scared to go outside, it is like so hot!
Max: Man, ever since I've met you, I have noticed that you are such a heaterpuss :p ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by ladomopMan260 February 25, 2018

Hemper

A person with an occupation in the hemp industry, including growing hemp, processing hemp into derivative products such as oils, cbd, other cannabinoid isolates, and fiber, and crafting with and/or selling these hemp derived products.

My friend left his day job to start growing hemp and became a full-time hemper.

by Wisconsin Hempery July 5, 2019

hexpert

Someone who fancies himself an authority on black magic and voodoo.

A hexpert can also mean someone who is really good at using standard-cinfigured bolts and nuts, but perhaps knows little about square-headed fasteners.

by QuacksO July 23, 2019