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Hasselhoff Rich

one who has taken being rich to a whole new level. Rich beyond comprehension. Syndication around the world rich
There is rich and then there is HASSELHOFF RICH!!

Martha Stewart is rich but she is not Hasselhoff Rich
by Melody P. November 26, 2006
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Haisel

Haisel is a great best friend with a feminine name that no one questions after meeting him. His laugh is contagious and makes you feel warm all over. He will always make sure you're happy and smiling even if he isnt. He will go out of his way to find out what's wrong. Haisel's not afraid to ask you if you're okay twice if you say you are, but he knows you aren't. He isn't afraid to express his own feelings either. His feelings usually come out in tears but you have to try to comfort him the way he comforts you. He is your strength when you feel like you couldn't be any weaker. Although he cries often you will most likely see him with a huge smile on his face. Haisel's a great best friend so don't take his love for granted if he gives it to you. If you find Haisel, keep him. Treasure him. Always remind him how much you love him because he gets sensitive about it sometimes.
"You see that beaming young man over there, he must be Haisel"
by Katie580 September 18, 2016
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hansali

A tan girl who turns out to be really hot n even can do Modeling
She is exactly a Hansali
by Hansali noor May 2, 2018
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Hasselhoff

A very sloppy hambuger.
I'll need more napkins for this messy Hasselhoff burger.
by darin98401 May 22, 2007
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hasselhoffed

1) To be nearly incompetent due to the effects of alcohol.

2) To drink enough booze that you eat a sloppy burger off the floor and slurring your words while your daughter video tapes you.
I'm not sure if it was all the beer, or the shots; but I was hasselhoffed last night.
by Ron Jeremey May 18, 2007
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hasselhoff

1. To bother or harass
2. To tempt or tease
1. The actor, though popular in Germany, was hasselhoffing the American public with his terrible music.
2. He stripped down to his red swim trunks in an obvious attempt to hasselhoff the women on the beach.
3. "I don't want be hasselhoffed right now!" exclaimed the busy young woman to the middle-aged man.
by stroyer May 25, 2006
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hansen

A group who went down hill due to the main singers balls dropping..
hansen? who the fuck were they?
by flat6 July 12, 2006
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