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Gotham handshake

A greeting method where you knee someone in the junk.
I bumped into that douchebag Brad from the bar. I gave him the ole Gotham handshake.
by Jakky567 October 13, 2017
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Grangemouth Handshake

The act of anal sex with a radioactive strap on dildo.
Often linked to increased chances of gastrointestinal cancers due to the radiation, and related to Grangemouth due to the grimy industrial town's refinery plant.
"So I found out that I had bum cancer, and thinking back, it was probably because of that Grangemouth Handshake my ex gave me."
by Raptorclaw August 18, 2018
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Appalachian Handshake

When two individuals engage in oral sex, and the individual using their oral cavity has less than the socially acceptable amount of teeth.
Hey Arod, your girlfriend is missing a bunch of teeth!

Yea I know, but she gives a real nice and gummy Appalachian handshake!
by Nappy Jr January 17, 2013
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Melbourne handshake

"I'm sure you want her to give you a Melbourne handshake."
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sus handshake

The act of putting ones semen on both of your hands and shaking hands.
person 1: "Hey, person 2! Wanna sus handshake?"
person 2: "Yeah sure!"
by Asher. June 30, 2021
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Sonoran Handshake

When two males obtain a Q-Tip with each end dipped in hot sauce and insert each end of the Q-Tip into their penises. The first one to pull away is the inferior man.
Man 1: I challenge you to a Sonoran Handshake!
Man 2: Challenge accepted!

Together the men douse each end of the Q-Tip in hot sauce and insert the ends into their penises. Both men glare into each other’s eyes when finally Man 1 pulls away in agony, thus declaring Man 2 as the superior male.
by SirBiggles May 17, 2018
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The Philadelphia Handshake

A greeting popularized in Philadelphia, PA where two cool guys next to one another at urinals reach across and jerk each other off. Eye contact and a warm smile are a must.
I met Tom at the museum running up the Rocky steps. After The Philadelphia Handshake in the men’s room we became very good friends.
by H. Bruce Washington October 19, 2022
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