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Gotham handshake

A greeting method where you knee someone in the junk.
I bumped into that douchebag Brad from the bar. I gave him the ole Gotham handshake.
by Jakky567 October 13, 2017
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Lone Handshake

"The other day I walked in on Justin doing the lone handshake!"
by Sir514 August 6, 2010
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Appalachian Handshake

When two individuals engage in oral sex, and the individual using their oral cavity has less than the socially acceptable amount of teeth.
Hey Arod, your girlfriend is missing a bunch of teeth!

Yea I know, but she gives a real nice and gummy Appalachian handshake!
by Nappy Jr January 17, 2013
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Sonoran Handshake

When two males obtain a Q-Tip with each end dipped in hot sauce and insert each end of the Q-Tip into their penises. The first one to pull away is the inferior man.
Man 1: I challenge you to a Sonoran Handshake!
Man 2: Challenge accepted!

Together the men douse each end of the Q-Tip in hot sauce and insert the ends into their penises. Both men glare into each other’s eyes when finally Man 1 pulls away in agony, thus declaring Man 2 as the superior male.
by SirBiggles May 17, 2018
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Melbourne handshake

"I'm sure you want her to give you a Melbourne handshake."
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holder handshake

A Holder Handshake is a ritual carried out by homosexuals.

It involves holding onto a males long curly 70's styled hair while inserting a clenched fist into their anus.

A holder handshake was named after the 1970's icon Noddy Holder (because of the hairstyle... Not the act in question)
Example:

Steve - So you went down to the gay village last night. Did you pull?
Drew - Yeah. I received a massive holder handshake
Steve - hahaha. I thought you were limping
by Naked Friday May 15, 2015
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English Handshake

I pressured my Mormon girlfriend into tugging me of last night. No lube and just her shame filled sobs. It’s was a total English Handshake.
by Mijioshi October 20, 2018
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