hamhole

(adj) The part of the word "Ham" stands for ass. This a secretive way of being angry at someone without them realizing it.

(N) One who acts like a hamhole.

Syn-jerk, butthead
Any-lovebunny, sugarpie

"Oh my ga! Kelsey was being such a hamhole in composition class today. Did you see the way she looked at my shoes?"

by Monty Python's coconuts April 5, 2008

hamboned

Too sleep with a girl who is 5 minutes away from throwing up and passing out at the party.

Guy 1: that slute is way too drunk
Guy 2: you're right dude, now's my chance

*fucks her in a laundry room next to liter box and leaves right before she throws up in it and herself*
Guy 1: damn I can't believe you just hamboned her like that

by Tsunami Bahama August 15, 2014

Hamgolfer

Military veteran that persuades co-workers to play golf weekly no matter the costs or bet on table.

That guy is a real hamgolfer. He keeps talking about his game from yesterday and when his next tee time is.

by Bman619 July 31, 2019

hamboskied

Getting really drunk like Mike when he drinks his Boggs. Or Lax Lights

Dude you got so hamboskied last night that you fucked that fat chick
Dude I know, she was fat, maybe I shouldn't have gotten so hamboskied.
Yeah, man, hamboskied.

by Herbert the Gnome April 11, 2008

Hambourverga

Spanish slang for "dick hamburger"

Hey homie take a bite of my hambourverga!

by mero mero miguelito March 14, 2009

hamboner

A bald homo-phobe that masks this disease by accusing others of having it. Makes every situation seem gay. Also, did I mention that he is bald? Gets a cul de sac five o'clock shadow. Sometimes is refered to as pigs in a blanket.

Dude, eveything is gay with you, your such a hamboner.

by DeltaShift September 9, 2010

Hamboard

When your hamstrings are so sore from working out, they become stiff like a board.

"Kyle: Bro let's go for a run"
"Matt: Not gonna happen. I have hamboards from the gym yesterday"
"Kyle: Take more N.O. and call me when you can train like a man"

by paumeron September 23, 2011