huffer

Ball sucker. Ball worshiper.

Jordan is a total huffer, he wouldn't leave Steve's nuts alone man.

by Jim April 4, 2003

Heffer

A fat girl that is befriended only for the purposes of using her to get to her hott friendss

Hey You Fat Disgutsting Heffer how about you invite ur hot friends over so i can pick them up while you lik my ass

by A Person That Knows One June 3, 2006

Heffer

Stephanie (dirty ho)

Stephanie the heffer

by whoo kid May 4, 2005

haffa blowie

the volume of the head plus the volume of the shaft equaling the radius of the jaw plus the volume of the mouth is haffa blowie

my mouth is so small i could only perform haffa blowie

by scribdizzle October 3, 2009

HAFED

High As Fuck Every Day

dude. I don't even remember this past month. I was HAFED.

I just smoked an 8th generation joint because I am on HAFED status.

by High Handsome August 24, 2012

hoffert

a funny farting sound that a teacher makes out louad

ha ha he left a hoffert

by andrew landis January 11, 2007

halfer

A form of late-night, drunken intercourse where the penis does not fully penetrate the vaginal cavity. This is usually is the result of a girl's last minute decision to discontinue intercourse.

Me: Sara, did you you sleep with Chad last night?
Sara: No...not really...I mean, I was going to, but then I felt like throwing up cause I was SO wasted. So it was just a halfer.

by Sororislut December 18, 2008