Hatterapple

A word invented out of random words, incluing "hat" and "apple" as a semi-euphemism for "penis."

Also can be used as a cutesy-term for male genitalia.

"I wonder how big HIS hatterapple is!"

by DMJ QD TOPH October 30, 2011

Hattershalés

A word derived from "hatterapple" and "mellashalés" to be used as a semi-euphemism for "man-boobs."

"It's totally gross when guys have hattershalés."

by DMJ QD TOPH October 30, 2011

Hattie Poulter

A crazy sex butt monkey lover that enjoys a game of scrabble. Her favourite thing to do in life is talk to Henry Bodle, ""a simply amazing guy" described by her. However during recent years she has developed a toe nail addiction and cannot last a day without munching on a toe nail covered piece of toast.

Hattie is here, better keep our distance. Hattie Poulter.

by HTGB February 27, 2013

Hattie

a person you'll meet on pwing that you will fall in love with and adore for a long while he's hot af and is the sweetest person you'll ever meet he is the shoulder to cry on and the crush to call to protect you ~Mildacat

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"I want to fuck Hattie dry"
"this guy with manly muscles a hot ass reminds me of Hattie"
"fuck off Hattie's mine"
"if I had Hattie there wouldn't be a second I wouldn't fuck him"

by Mildacat June 20, 2017

Hatter

A hater that wears a hat while hating on a person, thing, or place

Jimmy: BECKY IS SUCH A HATTER

Blake: YEAH, I KNOW RIGHT?

by AnthonyTheAnchovy August 22, 2017

Hattaterrorism

The belief that hats are worn to protect oneself from terrorists. Originated in a small town. Those who practice this have a specific prayer prayed before each time a hat is worn.

He can't take his hat off, it's part of his religion; hattaterrorism.

by jkjkjklol123 November 1, 2017

hattin

Redneck version of haven't.

Momma: Who at the cake?
Buckwheat: I hattin had any of it.

by Allsomedude February 16, 2018