the guardian

The Guardian daily newspaper is a morally repungent piece of liberal claptrap that promotes lefties and commie lib-lab-middleclass-car-haters that want to turn Britain into the "EUSSR"

I don't read that leftie shit(the guardian), only the Express, Mail and to a lesser extent The Sun know what the news is all about

by Wattsie August 9, 2006

Splooge Guards

Sexy, Nerdy Eyeglasses on a woman. Also handy for giving oral sex, it wat keeps the splooge out your eyes.

"Hey, Bro... who's the babe wearing the red splooge guards?"

by nfkiller October 17, 2008

guaran-fucken-tee

A word used to express complete assurance. Often used in arguments and in dangerous situations.

I guaran-fucken-tee you that if the red button is depressed we are all screwed.

by the_inexistent_pilgrim November 18, 2005

Point Guard

In basketball, the one that runs the offense and the one that usually lacks in points, yet is high in assists.

That point guard has 15 assists and 5 points.
This point guard cannot run an offense and should be moved to shooting guard.

by MAZZINI May 23, 2010

Gardan

Man who drives horses, or cars, here to make your life not a living nightmare anymore because he may know everything. While you are just a piece of the puzzle. Basically the uys on top.

The gardan was riding a cute pretty horsie.

by europopian September 1, 2009

Guaramons

Anything that is good and/or guaranteed to be good. Deriving from guarans.

Pronounced: Gare - monz

Dude 1: Are we hanging out with KD's tonight?
Dude 2: For guaramons!

by TKE Chi Chapter October 3, 2010

Guardianhican

All members of Guardian Alliance Legacy are referred to Guardianhicans

Cybernations guardian alliance members are guardianhicans, project-terra guardian members are guardianhicans

by OREOSSS May 5, 2013