Greek paganism 

A religion that is a revival of the worship of all the gods of the ancient Greeks.

He's into Greek paganism.

Greek paganism by Judge dredd7 July 8, 2011

Greek teabag 

After anal sex with a girl, a guy dips his ball sack into the girl's anus, flips the girl over, and proceeds to bounce his scrotum up and down on the girl's face.

When Zinovia came over for an afternoon snack, I knew right away she'd be down for a Greek teabag.

Greek teabag by amherstluver January 18, 2013

Greek Threesome 

When 3 guys are sharing a house washroom;
Guy A - is showering
Guy B - is taking a dump
Guy C - is brushing his teeth

An egg timer is involved and set at 5-minute intervolves to insure that a proper rotation stays in place until they have completed a full cycle.

This morning my brothers and I were pressed for time so we had a Greek Threesome.

Greek Threesome by Jer 12345 September 15, 2008

Greek Missile 

The act of a Greek male ejaculating his load onto someone or something.

Jorge: Hey how did your date go last night?

Panos: Ohh! It went well, luckily she didn't have a pickled donut.

Jorge: Did you give her the Greek Missile?!

Panos: You bet! She got a German Snack Pack to go along with it.

Jorge: Gross bitch.

Panos: d

Greek Missile by Arousedgreek February 9, 2010

greek sausage fest 

A Greek Sausage fest is when a Greek friend invites you onto his back seat of his car for some Dutch Ruddering

Hey ****, fancy a Greek Sausage Fest?

greek sausage fest by whoppapappa March 8, 2011

Greek yogurt

Semen ejaculated by a Greek male. Better consumed fresh.

Woman - What’s the healthiest kind of yogurt?

Greek man - Greek yogurt. I make it fresh. You should come over and try it sometime.

Greek yogurt by Nunyabiz March 14, 2018

Greek Sunscreen 

When a person goes to the beach and accidentally gets a sun burn, then asks a friend for sunscreen while said friend ejaculates onto said person's body and rubs it all over his body as a substitute sunscreen.

Hey bro, mind giving me some greek sunscreen? I got a bad sun burn.

Greek Sunscreen by DeezeNuts May 27, 2008