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Germaphobic

This is an abnormal mental condition in a person characterized by an inflated or irrational fear of catching disease. People who go to extreme lengths to protect themselves from catching disease are said to be "germaphobic" .

Examples include:

1)Using paper towels to turn off taps and open doors in bathrooms.
2)Avoiding finger food that is placed in communal serving dishes e.g. potato chips.
3)Using an alcohol-based hand sanitizer after shaking hands or simply refusing to shake hand with others.

People who suffer from OCD are often germaphobic and in slang are said to be Germaphobes.
Person 1: "Wow! that Bill guy is totally germaphobic. After I shook hands with him he had to completely disinfect his hands with hand sanitizer! What up with that?"
by Dr. Zauis March 13, 2010
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Germany

The country who has and always will have the coolest looking military.
Hans: Was ist das, herauf in den Himmel?

Klaus: Das ist ein Messerschmitt BF-109.
by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 15, 2005
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German Bath

a more elaborate version of a 'Dutch Oven' where the unwilling participant is held underneath the bed covers while the assailant gently shits the bed.
"She broke up with me when my dutch oven accidently turned into a German Bath. There was shit everywhere...."
by Two Robs December 13, 2012
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German race

The German race is by natural selection, the greatest race to grace the Earth. German blood is by default a gift from god as the German people are the greatest of them all.
Person 1: what is you’re race?
Person 2: I am of the German race
by Master race 123 January 30, 2020
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German Ferris Wheel

This is when four people play musical chairs naked.
"Hey, gang how about we all join for a little round of German Ferris Wheel.
by Notorious b.y.r.o.n June 8, 2009
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genmay

A contraction of the phrase "General Mayhem"; an on-line spinoff forum which is the home of many of the Internet's most creative and unique personalities. GenMay is another contraction used to describe the forum, which is based on Jelsoft Enterprises' vBulletin 3 forum software.

The forum mascot is a creature called a bunchie, which is a green llama-like creature that closely resembles a phallus, or pen0s, as that object is referred to by the denizens of GenMay. Other forum mascots include a bipedal badger and a creature named Varg.

The forum is a very high-level place that should not be entered by a n00b, and even seasoned Internet (or intarweb, as a GenMay'er would call it) forum dwellers will have a hard time becoming part of the GenMay community. A favorite insult bestowed upon people who have recently registered is to refer to them by the thousands digit of their vBulletin User ID. Therefore, if a n00b who had just registered had a UID of 15104, the insult levied at him (or her) for any reason would be "15k." Insults are usually levied in a six-digit range; the lowest insult used at the time of this writing is "10k".

One of the most interesting activities associated with the GenMay is the GenMay Meet, where forum members meet face to face at an agreed-upon location to socialize and have fun.

The slogan of the forum is: "The Internet is Serious Business."
GenMay is a place for serious intarweb business.
by Bradley Chapman December 25, 2003
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German helmet

A slang term for the head of a penis, because they look similiar; specifically German WWII (Nazi) Army and SS Helmets.
Proof that Nazi's are literally dickheads.
by The Big H May 13, 2005
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