gomer

A noobish skiier and bad attitude
ie. one who wears beanie under helmet
ie. snowplower
ie. anyone with a scarf
and never shuts the fuck up

Look at that gomer, he sucks.

by Castle January 27, 2003

gomer

a castrated bull that ranchers put in the same pasture as female cows to tell if they are in heat

hey billy bob, did you get that gomer thismornin? them heifers are in breedin season.

by Val July 30, 2003

gomer

Gomer- n.(Go-mer): A term derived from 'gamer' and 'room' to define someone who stays in their dorm room almost constantly. Common variants include the gaming gomer, linux gomer, anime gomer, and study freak gomer. Can also be used in verb form 'gomering' to define someone who is holed up in their room. These people tend to be experts in their chosen feild.

Student 1:Hey, want to play some Starcraft?
Student 2:Nah, but I'm sure Bob will play, he's INSANE at Starcraft.
Student 1:Who's Bob?
Student 2:Oh, you've probably never seen him, he's a gomer.

by Joe Sch. December 28, 2005

Gomer

A large pile of shit the breaks the surface of the toilet water

Sorry dude, but I just left a gomer in your toilet.

by DC.Kerr June 22, 2008

gomestock

Variation on gomer (in medicine: "Get Out Of My Emergency Room") but used outside of the emergency room.
A patient with no chance of being discharged

That patient became total gomestock after his colon resection

by gdollar January 3, 2004

Gomer

A lanky person that is also smart

Sheldon Cooper is a gomer.

by Johnny Swifton May 25, 2018

Gomer

A tall, gangly looking loser type guy, who thinks he is all it, simply because he is tall. An overly tall guy who is a Doofis. An ugly tall man. Tall clumsy Dorky guy

All the insecure women swooned over Him, until they realized what a Gomer he was.

by Stray Cat RB October 21, 2018