funishment

Something that's supposed to be fun, but that is required, as a form of punishment, and is not actually fun.

My parents sent me to snowboarding camp last summer. It sucked! The worst funishment ever....

by luserX May 17, 2011

Hedge Funds

Tatties, milk duds, gazungas, hose hounds. Boobs.

Man, the economy is tanking, but at least she's got a nice set of hedge funds.

by funnythatsmyname July 23, 2009

Internet Fungus

Internet fungus (N): one who habitually uses a PC for 3 hours or more, kind of like they are growing mold on the computer.

There are many habitual Internet Funguses that can be found in the public library, refusing to leave when someone else wants to use the computer.

by Dave Hultgren February 20, 2004

Fuck Fungus

Dirty fungus that appears on the ceiling after you have had sex for way too long in the shower. It more often appears as yellow dots. Please clean this up immediately, for it is incredibly disgusting. If left for too long it can be toxic.

Aww gawd, you got your Fuck Fungus all over me!

by digitalpacman December 13, 2008

funks

The maimi term for some good pot. FireFuego

Bro you got the funks??

by John Tamerian March 10, 2005

fucus

Mental focus or concentration used to prolong sex.

Stress at work is totally affecting my fucus, I couldn't even stay hard last night

by DangerDales October 21, 2010

Fukushima'ed

When something is well and truly stuffed and/or beyond repair.
Can also be used to describe a state of exhaustion or lack of energy.

Sorry Frank, I can't attend your BBQ. Just got back from a 5km run and I'm fukushima'ed.

After returning to the mechanic, Johnny was informed that his car was basically fuckushima'ed.

by Huslor April 3, 2011