Frozen Eddie

The act of freezing fecal matter and inserting it in someones anus whilst they sleep.

Ross: Ouch man, I woke up with such a sore ass today!
Danny: Your mom probably gave you a Frozen Eddie.
Ross: Man she's such a douche!

by Daniel Lawless November 15, 2006

frozen african dildo

when you take a shit and mold it into a dildo shape and put it in the freezer and once its nice and stiff put a condom on it and please yourself

I had to go the bathroom but i was horny too so I took a crap and turned it into a frozen african dildo and then used it to please myself.

by lmaowords August 20, 2009

frozen freighttrain

Shitting on a plate, pouring water over it, sticking it in the freezer, then several hours later, fucking a chick with the man made, shit dildo.

I knew barbara loved me when she let me give her a frozen freighttrain.

by BlumpKING July 30, 2004

Frozen Puke Fuck-Stick

When one pukes into a stick mold, then freezes the mold, then, hours later, uses the frozen stick of puke to fuck another person.

Man, Janet and I got so drunk last night, I ended up shoving a Frozen Puke Fuck-Stick in her ass. The worst part was, after it melted down, her dog came and licked up the pile of melted shit-puke.

by BloodHound0107 January 10, 2010

Frozen Tundra

Taking a shit. Freezing it. Then banging a chick with your frozen shit. Frozen Tundra!

Jacob frozen tundra'd Carol last night.. she said she loved his ice cold shit!

by B13K March 31, 2009

Frozen

Drugs for 3-8 y.o's. Made by Disney (Don't worry, I'm trying to sue them)WARNING:DO NOT BUY A SING ALONG BOOK!!!

Frozen is horrible

by AllTrueGamerYT July 2, 2016

frozen time rape

it is when
in a frozen time situation
you are not frozen but the rest of the world is
you can go to any girl and rape her
but.. there wont be a pregnancy or and std involved

Imagine if the Japanese guy from the show hero's did a frozen time rape.

by MASTER PIE October 14, 2008