Francis

A tough, cocky biker dude from Left 4 Dead with too much tattoos on his arms and neck and who also hates everything. except for vests (also the game files Francis is called biker xD)

“I hate hospitals. And doctors, and lawyers, and cops…”
L4D Bill: “Francis is there anything you don’t hate?”
Francis: “You know what I don’t hate? I don’t hate vests.”

by Holdup_Ineedwater October 28, 2023

Francis

Francis is someone who is big strong and has the best music taste and greatest hair, also a fat long cock

Wow Francis had such a massive cock and I love his curls

Man I want Francis to pick me up with his big strong arms

by BigNik November 9, 2023

taylor francis

The hardest cunt in the 6280 on God

Taylor francis beat the fuck out of pho cristo and broke his hand

by The king of all mingers November 16, 2023

Señor Francis

A drink costing of vodka, cheerwine, white claw, and sprite that is named after the famous Spanish conquistador from the 1580s that landed in Carteret county North Carolina and was known for creating the modern day jewelry market in Swansboro county

Alex drank way too many Señor Francis’ last night and passed out in the trailer

by The Jacking Force Wizard January 9, 2024

Francis

Some biker dude who hates everything.

Louis: The elevator's blocked! We'll have to take the stairs
Francis: I hate stairs.
Zoey: Look! An elevator!
Francis: I hate elevators.
Bill: Is there anything you don't hate?
Francis: I don't hate vests

by DykarDyksson January 19, 2024

caleb francis

someone who eats a lot of food. beware if food is unsupervised in the area of a caleb francis then expect to never see it again.

typically, a caleb francis eats 4x the amount of a regular human. you can buy one from 4 camborne close. if you do end up buying a caleb francis, make sure to remind it to shower, as they usually forget.

no way, caleb francis is eating food again

by super straight man 2 November 22, 2023

Pope Francis

Wait... DID HE JUST CALL THAT LITTLE GIRL RETARDED!?

Hym "Waitwaitwaitwaitwait! Pope Francis was giving a speech and some little girl ran up to him and started touching his mic and THIS MOTHERFUCKER straight up accused her of having special needs!!! He said 'She has an illness' and the video is titled 'Pope Francis responds to girl with special needs!' WHAT!? WHAT!? CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT SHIT!? IS THAT TRUE!? She walks right up to him... Grabs his mic... Gets in the Homelander stance... And stares him right in the face! HA! HAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS! I FUCKING LOVE THIS KID! HAHA! FIND THAT GIRL! FIND HER AND GIVE HER 1 MILLION DOLLARS! HAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S PRICELESS! Find out whether or not she has special needs. He used the word 'illness' so he could back-pedal if he needs to later and say 'Well, um, it's a SPIRITUAL ILLNESS! That's what I REALLY meant!' Pfffft! God! Bwahahaha! I love it! I love it! That's my favorite thing today! Oh man! Perfect! That is the best thing that has ever happened!"

by Hym Iam November 23, 2023