Typically in french pornographic films, the actors kiss and/or feel eachother strangely and take an excessive amount of time moving on to the next phase.
A Tour de France occurs when you have to pull off a masturbation marathon to last throughout the film. Although sometimes exhausting, you are rewarded as an end result.
A Tour de France occurs when you have to pull off a masturbation marathon to last throughout the film. Although sometimes exhausting, you are rewarded as an end result.
A- "Man, I was watching a really neat french porno, but I had to do a damn Tour de France!"
B- "Now you know why Armstrong got his name."
B- "Now you know why Armstrong got his name."
by BossPants August 14, 2008
Get the Tour de Francemug. by Fuck off, like i'm gonna tell you! January 14, 2005
Get the Frances coopermug. by truyiriyti December 1, 2004
Get the Vive la Francemug. n. Any pursuit that seems pointless, needlessly difficult, lacking in spectator appeal, and corrupt.
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WE are going to bring a planeload of Canadians down to the casino for an ice-curling tournament.
Isn't that kind of a tour de france?
Isn't that kind of a tour de france?
by gnostic 1 May 19, 2013
Get the tour de francemug. A ménage à trois arrangement (ménage à trois literally translates from french as 'a household of three' and is used mostly to mean a threesome, thus the slang term) in which two individuals, (generally females)in cahoots with one another, get together and fuck another, usually unsuspecting male.
Often, but not exclusively, this is done at birthday parties, especially an 18th birthday party (or whenever the person being taken to france reaches the local age of consent).
Most commonly this is done by 2 girlfriends who want to do something extra-nice for a guy friend.
Often, but not exclusively, this is done at birthday parties, especially an 18th birthday party (or whenever the person being taken to france reaches the local age of consent).
Most commonly this is done by 2 girlfriends who want to do something extra-nice for a guy friend.
"My girl Deebo and I took him to france for his birthday. I wonder what he's tellin his friends about the trip. LMFAO"
by whiplash girlchild December 13, 2008
Get the took him to francemug. Verb. The physical act of biking to a friends house, in the user of the comment ususally means the trip would be long and difficult.
by firefighterbob November 5, 2005
Get the tour de francemug. The act of standing while masterbating and rocking from side to side with a look of intense concentration on your face. Most commonly seen in East European porn films of the 90's and 00's when a guy is waiting his turn for a ride on the bike.
by Dave McGinty October 6, 2006
Get the Tour de Francemug.