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Firehoused

When a company takes your points you earned by buying their product/s and either makes them worth less than they were when you started earning them or removes them altogether. They could also do both and these underhanded practices along with making the products they sell smaller. Firehouse subs has done all three of these much to the dismay of many of their former customers.
This company totally firehoused me, I will never buy a sub from here again!
by Impureclient May 17, 2025
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The true unbridled form of Dynamite Anton who is fixed, golden, evil, a baby, looks like Paul and is shiny. The form he takes on destroy Satan once and for all. He is so holy, pure and perfect that he just simply exists. He is also the best character in Antonball Deluxe and if you say otherwise I will find you and feed you to a lion! Do not insult or taunt Fixed Gold Evil Baby Paul (Shiny) in any way, shape or form. He is peak fiction
Guy: My only religion is to worship Fixed Gold Evil Baby Paul (Shiny) from now on.
by Iloveeatingpinacoladobars December 12, 2025
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rusty firehose

Describes a person with uncontrollable, watery diarrhea, or the act itself. Anyone so privileged as to view the output would note that it resembles nothing so much as the expulsion of a rusty firehose.
I stayed home from work because of the stomach flu and had a garbage plate for lunch. I spent the next three hours on the throne doing my impression of a rusty firehose.
by wellwhoopdedooo February 10, 2009
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Chocolate Firehose

When you diarrhea in a standup shower and its sprays against the wall.
Dude, he just unleashed a chocolate firehose in my shower. That jerk.
by jtronication October 23, 2009
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yard fixer

A person who owes another points (favor) and fixes (tidies) a yard.
We have some important people coming over. Will you guys be yard fixers?
by silverseal September 18, 2011
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brazilian firehouse

When a guy fucks a girl in the ass while his condom is on fire
Sara:My anus was like a firehouse last night
Lizz:why?

Sara:Juan gave one hell of a Brazilian firehouse
by Slimjim6429 April 16, 2014
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Transylvanian Firehose

A sexual maneuver in which a man lops off the head of his own penis and sprays one or more other individuals with the resulting blood spray.
Alan's in the ER after attempting a Transylvanian Firehose.
by Aohaku July 20, 2016
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