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febreezifix

Febreezifix-to spray a deodorizer in the sign of the cross. Used as an extra precaution when trying to eliminate extremely foul odors. Especially aromas emanating from flatulence and bowel movements.
After a dinner of fine bean burritos, I used a febreeziifix of fresh spring air in the bathroom. Hopefully, the febreezifix will clear the bathroom of the eye-burning fumes.

Being our co-worker refuses to bathe, I blessed him with a febreezifix.
by jcustomcue February 28, 2013
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Ferellow

He glanced up as he was ferellowing his chicken soup.
by FakeNameN May 3, 2015
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febreze balls

When a man freshly washes and manicures his junk he has Febreze Balls.
"Yeah I was going to my girls house but if I wanted her to give me a blow job, she said I had to have febreze balls"
by Baydbetch May 29, 2016
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FERBREEZIO

Exotic color that makes your vagina moist
"Omg Becky use ferbreezio it makes me so moist "
by 4845654321 July 22, 2016
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Ferbaldert

When you look at a jew and expect him/her to be greek.
Look at that ferbaldert
by JewKbox January 26, 2017
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Febrectum

Noun

- A procedure in which one empties a can of Febreeze into one's rectum.

Typically used to mask the scent of one's asshole, especially prior to sexual intercourse.
I gave Donald Trump a febrectum. It did not help though.
by mergleopolous January 6, 2017
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Febreezed

To be sprayed or spray someone or something with a febreeze can
This little girl febreezed me and now I smell weird.
by chuckschu130 August 5, 2017
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