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the name republicans give to their opinions
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by whatever5551 July 28, 2011
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50 facts about Gays

Who thought this one up? It's not even a word, it's a friggin' sentence. Looks like someone wanted to get their homophobia on. Ok, fine, you want facts? Here you go.

1. Gays are born, not made.
2. Being gay is not a choice - who would choose to be hated and discriminated against?
3. Gays are not automatically pedophiles.
4. Gays don't cause AIDS. AIDS is a virus.
5. You can't get AIDS from talking to or being near a gay person because it's not spread that way.
6. Gays are just as capable of long term relationships as straights, and some of them are even better at it than straights are.
7. Letting gay people have civil marriage will not bring about the end of marriage, FOX already did that with all its marriage reality shows.
8. Gay people often have a wicked sense of humor and wit and if you ever talked to one you'd know that.
9. Gay women were not put on earth for straight men's amusement, that "lesbian" porno situation will never happen to you.
10. Not all gays fit the stereotype. There could be one right next to you right now and you'd never notice. You might be best friends with one or related to one and you'd never notice. Ha ha.

It ain't 50, but then again, you don't have 50 facts either. At least mine are true.
1 in 10, man, 1 in 10, you can't hide in your homophobic world forever, they're part of the world and the sooner you open up and realize that the happier you'll be.
by kucitizen June 5, 2004
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Facts

Something a person says to agree with another persons statement, commonly used with the word "Bro" after it... "Facts bro"
Guy 1: "Yo this lifting session is about to be lit"
Guy 2: "Facts bro"
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fartso

a plump person who wears glasses and farts often. or A funny rude name for to call a social outcast
he's a bit wierd lets call him fartso
by Bob Marsters June 4, 2003
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alternative facts

The supporters of Donald Trump are routinely bolstered and by the "alternative facts" spread by his cabinet, advisors and confidants.
by NotfriendswithCONWAY January 22, 2017
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sack of farts

A fartsack. A sleeping bag.

Common use since World War II, maybe earlier.
After an evening of playing poker, everyone got into the sack of farts.
by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005
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tuna pussy farts

The kind of queef that is so ferocious it comes out of only the nastiest snatch found within a ten mile radius from where you are currently residing.
"Yeah dude, Leann's mom made me dinner last night, but all I could think about was the tuna pussy farts she let out while I ate ;)"
by pSarah July 13, 2006
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