fast glasses

When the glasses make you feel like you are always at a high speed.

“Bro these are some fast glasses!”
“What do you mean fast?”
“Like I’m moving at unpaceable rate.”

by Datboichargin March 22, 2019

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Blazingly Fast

Any programming language other than Java

Wow, rust is blazingly fast

by JustLuke August 24, 2022

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fast and frustrated

A foregin automobile (like a ricer) that has been modified, usually only cosmetically, to resemble a street racer like the cars in the Fast and Furious movie and engages in tire barking and engine reving in an effort to convince other motorist he is a "hard core race.".

Person 1: MAN! That dude has killer wheels. Bet hes got some serious ponies in that rod.

Person 2: No way dude, he's just fast and frustrated!

by saurusman September 17, 2011

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Fast Tyler

A name for someone who is a very fast typer who also spells a lot of words wrong and is cursed by autocorrect.

Man Bryn is such a fast Tyler, she always spells stuff wrong

by Crunchierock August 11, 2016

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Fast Jack

The act of masturbating very quickly when given a narrow window of time. Usually occurs when there is a brief period of time when one can masturbate without being seen by others.

I got a lap dance from that hot chick at the strip club and then I went over in the corner and had a fast jack while no one was looking.

by computerguide18 November 16, 2011

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