Smother Fucker

A man who does not hold his weight up during missionary sex. His weight is all on the woman and she has a very hard time breathing.

That smother fucker just about killed me last night!

I won't be dating anymore smother fuckers...I may not survive the next one!

by Meg Kelso October 5, 2006

sock fucker

Hopeless guy in his late 20's to early 30's that was never kissed and lives in his moms basement. Pretends sock is a woman while looking at free thumbnails. Usually unemployed.

Do not shake hands with a sock fucker.

by Top Gunt June 3, 2004

Baby Raping Snake Fucker

Someone who has done something wrong, which in turn, creates a hassle for you to fix.

You got peanut butter in the jelly jar you baby raping snake fucker.

by Justyn October 14, 2004

punk ass bitch mother fucker

A punk ass whom is a total mother fucker and acts like a Bitch.

I hate that punk ass bitch mother fucker!!

That punk ass bitch motherfucker is goin' downa shore again?!?!

by Joe UsedtoSkate September 11, 2008

cousin fucker

The name you call someone who has sexual relations with their cousin. Yes, sexual relations.

Brandon: OMG! You're a cousin fucker!
Me: I AM NOT! Just because everyone says my cousin is hot and he wants to get in my pants, does NOT mean I fucked him!
Brandon: Nah, you fucked him.
Me: HE WISHES!
Brandon: Yeah OK...cousin fucker.
Me: GRAWR! (eats Brandon)(or not)

by puts the scene in obscene February 5, 2008

Fake Drunk Fucker

When someone pretends to be extremely shit face wasted just so they can get laid and have an excuse for fucking such a disgusting ditch pig.

"Man I can't believe I nailed that gross bitch who looks like a troll. I was so beyond wasted."

"Fuck off you liar. Ur such a fake drunk fucker, you knew exactly what you were doing."

by FilthyMan69 June 18, 2007

cat fucker

one who inserts their penis into a cats asshole or vagina for lack of a real human to do it to. That can be caused by ugliness, a deformity in the penis, other defects unattractive to females, or just being plain bored off your ass.

That dude is a total cat fucker, he couldnt get real pussy if he tried.

by napoleondynamite June 16, 2005