Fultoneer

A person who lives in Fulton,New York and is to lazy to say "Because I live in Fulton."

Because I'm a Fultoneer I get it real easy in school since I could write my name and do math and such since i was 3

by OlderInoMoon December 24, 2010

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Felony Dick Fishin'

Verb: The act of, while being under arrest by the Po-lice, being cuffed in front, having to urinate, having to "fish" one's penis from one's pants.

After I was arrested, I had to piss, that asshole cop watched and laughed at me while I was "Felony Dick Fishin'" for five minutes in front of the urinal.

by Dick Dick McGee January 2, 2012

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Fenton

A person who has W rizz and can pull any girl he wants.

That boy over there is such a Fenton

by gayssssssgg December 6, 2022

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1) an NFL star who has been indicted on a felony charge

2) An obsessed football fan/onetime high school football player who is so creepy, odds are they are either a pedophile or rapist, or both. Usually resembles a plump, rodent-like creature.

1) After the dog fighting came out, Michael Vick became an NF Felon.

2) Girl: Ew, Maddie, that weirdo is totally hitting on you!
Maddie: OMGSH he is such an NF Felon!!!

by theistallion November 30, 2011

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pre-felonated first name

usually an afro-centric first name destined to turn a young woman or man into a convicted felon. It's destined at birth that once given a name such as "DiAmante', DaQuill, DeShawn,DeQuan, Rafique etc that the person will grow up into a burden to society.

DeShawn's mother had difficult time remembering whose father was paternal to which child so she decided for DeShawn to name him "of Shawn' fro the latin "de" so she could get the poo-poo to arrest any of the baby fathers who don't pay. Thus poor little DeShawn has a pre-felonated first name. Like daddy is a no good criminal thus son is pre-felonated to follow in his foot steps.

by jayskind1 May 14, 2016

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