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Oned Erection

Pronounced: Won-d-ee-rec-shun

To push five penises together and use the simultaneous erection to point in One Direction.
Oned Erection

Mother: Who is the band you are going to see tonight?
Daughter: Im seeing a performance of Oned Erection.
Mother: Who's in that?
Daughter: These guys Harry, Zayn, Liam, Niall and Louis.
Mother: ... Cool, Have fun.
by JLB555555 August 1, 2012
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Shooting Erection

a dive in which you are in mid air stiff as an ercetion
That Shooting Erection recieved a 10 from the judge
by Gimp Hater August 1, 2007
mugGet the Shooting Erectionmug.

Mass Erection

When someone sends a NSFW message in a group chat, it causes "mass erections". It's basically a lot of people getting erections at the same time due to the NSFW message/post.
-Chat admin: NSFW materials are prohibited in this chat, please refrain from sending media that will cause mass erection in members.
by Hadi Poker Face August 12, 2017
mugGet the Mass Erectionmug.

election erection

A victory boner one recieves from over whelming joy as their prefered presidential candidate racks up the electoral votes and crushes the election
When my homeboy Trump crushed the electoral vote I got a major election erection! Go Republicans! Yeeeee haaaaaaw!
by spray_and_pray November 17, 2016
mugGet the election erectionmug.

nigger erection

When you have such a powerful erection that your dick turns black af
Damn, I had a nigger erection the other day, that shit hurt like fucking hell
by Nigger erectioon December 19, 2017
mugGet the nigger erectionmug.

political erectness

Political Erectness is defined as n. 1. The art or skill of using political correctness to seduce the other gender or sex,
2. The act of being aroused by politically correct behavior.

This word comes in other variants, such as politically erect.
Dude 1: Last night I acted politically erect and got some illegal immigrant puss.
Dude 2: Last night I beat up some white male cis scum and scored huge femipussy.
Dude 1: We're pretty good at political erectness! Let's go suck some sand nigger tiddies.
by Niger Tits May 24, 2017
mugGet the political erectnessmug.

Phantom Erection

An Erection felt but actually experienced, leaving one unable to reach an orgasm.

People who may experience this could be eunuchs, paraplegic/quadriplegics, or Lieutenant Dan.
"How Sucky would that be... A phantom erection, but no way to release...! Ugh." - Shorty
by Tojo June 27, 2014
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