Horizontal Engineering (noun):
A playful Kenyan slang term describing the art of navigating life’s challenges using charm, strategic companionship, and “soft power” techniques conducted mostly in horizontal positions. It’s less about blueprints and more about bedsheets.
A playful Kenyan slang term describing the art of navigating life’s challenges using charm, strategic companionship, and “soft power” techniques conducted mostly in horizontal positions. It’s less about blueprints and more about bedsheets.
Someone seems to be levelling up in life mysteriously fast, and the streets start whispering, “It’s not hustle, it’s horizontal engineering.”
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1. Black car paint fading or scratched? Use black duct tape.
2. Did you just hit your fender and it's now falling off? Rip tie it on.
3. You don't have a lock for your locker? Use a Bobby pin.
Examples
1. Black car paint fading or scratched? Use black duct tape.
2. Did you just hit your fender and it's now falling off? Rip tie it on.
3. You don't have a lock for your locker? Use a Bobby pin.
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Get the teenage engineering tp-7 mug.The art of bullying ChatGPT into doing exactly what you want. Practiced by people who type like poets and gaslight AIs for a living. Basically coding, but with ✨vocabulary✨ instead of syntax.
User 1: ChatGPT keeps giving me trash answers.
User 2: That’s ’cause you don’t know prompt engineering, bro.
User 2: adds one word
ChatGPT: My liege, here’s your perfectly formatted dissertation with sources and emotional depth.
User 2: That’s ’cause you don’t know prompt engineering, bro.
User 2: adds one word
ChatGPT: My liege, here’s your perfectly formatted dissertation with sources and emotional depth.
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I didnt want Amy going out with Mark, but i knew she was planning to go out with him on friday, so i relied on Jenny's gossip mouth by telling her best friend Cathy that Mark had VD. She told everyone else and Amy went out with me instead. Ingenious human factors engineering
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