Abbreviated MGD. Affects 1 in 7 billion. Caused by inflamed McTouchin Gland. Symptoms include excessive touching, erections in math class, late assignments in Bio(especially labs), death, and chapped lips due to herpes. Currently no cure.
by cavs5 June 12, 2014
Get the mctouchin gland disordermug. Commonly known as OGD. when someone is severly worried about their grade. There are 2 types. Type 1 never stops doing homework. Type 2 argues that their answers are correct when not. Its is very common for a student to have both types of OGD.
She had Obsessive grade disorder so bad, she stayed up till midnight doing homework.
or
Kendyll, who has OGD, got one wrong on the test and was very angry.
or
Kendyll, who has OGD, got one wrong on the test and was very angry.
by nicole : P December 17, 2008
Get the obsessive grade disordermug. nature deficit disorder is an actual disease people get when they don't interact with nature. It is getting quite common because people aren't leaving their concrete lives.
The cure for N.D.D. or nature deficit disorder, is to take a walk through the forest or along the beach without listening to your iPod, texting, or browsing fbook, instead listen to the waves or smell that lovely tree scent.
The cure for N.D.D. or nature deficit disorder, is to take a walk through the forest or along the beach without listening to your iPod, texting, or browsing fbook, instead listen to the waves or smell that lovely tree scent.
A lot of children with nature deficit disorder are getting mental problems. Seriously just go to the nearest forest asap.
by ntorianne September 25, 2010
Get the nature deficit disordermug. A random dudey: Heya, kid! Where are you from?
Kid:Er um.....well my grandmother's Canadian, my grandad's Greek, my other gramps is from kazakhstan, my other grandma is japanese and i was born is cyprus... and then i moved to england and then new jersey and then greece aaaaand....*starts twitching* oh god its too much! *falls to the floor* AAAAH NOOOOO!
(*dies of severe brain haemhorraging*)
Kid's friend: Sorry bout that; She's got a multiple nationality disorder...
Kid:Er um.....well my grandmother's Canadian, my grandad's Greek, my other gramps is from kazakhstan, my other grandma is japanese and i was born is cyprus... and then i moved to england and then new jersey and then greece aaaaand....*starts twitching* oh god its too much! *falls to the floor* AAAAH NOOOOO!
(*dies of severe brain haemhorraging*)
Kid's friend: Sorry bout that; She's got a multiple nationality disorder...
by The Sock Puppet Master August 1, 2008
Get the multiple nationality disordermug. A disorder where a human is addicted to dabbing. Please stop dabbing. Please.
TIP: To know if you have the Dabbing Addiction Disorder, you must dab at least 222 times a day. Oh and the effect will stay for about four years;
TIP: To know if you have the Dabbing Addiction Disorder, you must dab at least 222 times a day. Oh and the effect will stay for about four years;
*Person 1 dabs*
Person 2 : Oh gawd, dabbing is old
*Person 1 dabs 221 more times*
Person: You have the dabbing addiction disorder, you need help m8.
Person 2 : Oh gawd, dabbing is old
*Person 1 dabs 221 more times*
Person: You have the dabbing addiction disorder, you need help m8.
by woq January 7, 2017
Get the Dabbing Addiction Disordermug. 1. Also known as BPD for short.
2. A problem, where the brain becomes overloaded with information, and is unable to process things properly. The effects, things, such as speech, concentration, and learning.
So far, there is no known reason what causes it. It can happen to anyone, at any age. It is different for everyone, but usually not constant. It comes and goes.
A person, who has frequent BPD, almost always has trouble trying to explain something. They will struggle to get the information out. Their mind will go blank, due to what is known as Brain Fog.
Symptoms:
Lack in concentration.
Long pauses when trying to speak.
Mixing incorrect words, such as calling things by the wrong name.
Unable to think clearly.
May seem naive.
Possible Causes:
Stress.
Too much thinking.
2. A problem, where the brain becomes overloaded with information, and is unable to process things properly. The effects, things, such as speech, concentration, and learning.
So far, there is no known reason what causes it. It can happen to anyone, at any age. It is different for everyone, but usually not constant. It comes and goes.
A person, who has frequent BPD, almost always has trouble trying to explain something. They will struggle to get the information out. Their mind will go blank, due to what is known as Brain Fog.
Symptoms:
Lack in concentration.
Long pauses when trying to speak.
Mixing incorrect words, such as calling things by the wrong name.
Unable to think clearly.
May seem naive.
Possible Causes:
Stress.
Too much thinking.
Struggling with everyday stuff, such as saying everyday things, due to Brain Processing Disorder. Many things, that should be obvious, are not.
Sometimes, when people speak to you, you can not understand them, as if they were speaking another language.
Sometimes, when people speak to you, you can not understand them, as if they were speaking another language.
by Foxface August 6, 2012
Get the Brain Processing Disordermug. Talking about how much you hate someone one day and then liking them the next day. Frequent in hormonal teenage girls. May or may not correlate with monthly period.
Dude, yesterday Ann was talking about how much she hates Will and wants to kill him. Now she's saying he's her number one guy friend.
She's got Bipolar Hatred Disorder.
She's got Bipolar Hatred Disorder.
by UCLA Dept of Mental Health May 10, 2014
Get the bipolar hatred disordermug.