intellectual gold digger

Someone who searches for a boyfriend/girlfriend that has a high IQ or goes to an Ivy League school in the hopes that the person's success will bring in tons of money.

She's such an intellectual gold digger! The only reason she's dating that guy is because he goes to M.I.T.!

by blindeskimo23 June 5, 2009

the medicine you digest so well

a habit one has recently acquired.

mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life.

Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.

by Sexydimma October 31, 2012

3rd Degree Gay

Mildest form of gayness.When a male is aware of another males attractiveness to females, but would not kiss/have sex with etc. 70% of males are 3rd degree gay.

Mike: Look at that guy. You know he gets the ladies.
Bill: *cough 3rd Degree Gayness!

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck September 20, 2010

aluminum digger

A word used by Glozell (glozell1 from Youtube) when explaining "Eenie Meenie" by Sean Kingston ft. Justin Bieber. It means a young version of a gold digger.

That girl talking to all those guys is definitely an aluminum digger.

by mecyclone June 17, 2010

Arts Degree

A construct of the middle classes that allows young adults to spend the best part of three years happily wasted, learning a lot of nice- yet ultimately useless information, without detriment to future employment prospects.

Science student: are you just gonna sit there hung over all day, think of me as i do my 9-5 lab shift

Arts student: no, remember i do an arts degree: i might ponder whether life is just a dream or start my essay on existentialism... nah, there's still vodka left from last night.

by FitouKing May 18, 2010

readers digest

America's most popular "take a dump" magazine. Hence the word, digest.

"Man, this one gon take a while, you got any readers digest on u?"

by Jazzist June 22, 2006

digenova

some view him as amazing, some view him as partially retarded, some are blind.

but i love him, and i think he bleaches his hair and resembles a slightly retarded peyton manning

whats up D? lookin studly as usual i see.

by miss wilson November 17, 2004