A creeper who walks or rides his bike around town, writing down various crimes other teenagers are doing and reporting them to the police.
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A guy (or girl, but unlikely!) who sits on their PC for hours trawling Google maps satellite views, and thinks they call solve things, like the MH370 disappearance, even though it's common knowledge it went down in the Southern Indian Ocean.
I heard some fat guy with BO found MH370 in the Cambodian jungle, Sounds like another "Google Earth detective"
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Guy 1: No one invites me to anything nowadays
Guy 2: What about last week when we invited you to that party and everyone was jumping with joy to see you.
Guy 1: It was all fake. No one actually likes me.
Guy 1 is suffering from a Selective Negative Memory (SNM)
Guy 2: What about last week when we invited you to that party and everyone was jumping with joy to see you.
Guy 1: It was all fake. No one actually likes me.
Guy 1 is suffering from a Selective Negative Memory (SNM)
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