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Miley Cyrus 

A stupid Hilary Duff bubblegum pop-singer wannabe who cannot act or sing to save her life and irritates everyone in the room. Has the stupidest TV show ever with the dumbest plot about how a teenage girl transforms into the pop star Hannah Montana at night. Apparently a blonde wig fools everyone. It was stupid also because the show began when she was like 13 and in 7th grade. Who the hell would go to a concert that featured a 13-year-old kid singing?! How many people was she really fooling into thinking she was old enough to BE a pop star?! She also tries extra hard to shed her good-girl image but every attempt only makes her look more pathetic and immature.
Guy #1: Oh my God, did you see those pictures of Miley Cyrus with her dad?! Guy #2: Dude, I know right! Here's a tip for ya, if you want to shed your good-girl image, don't take adult pictures with your DAD ON SET!!!
Miley Cyrus by mileyhater01 August 15, 2009
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Miley Cyrus 

It really has become slang, or code name, for street drugs. I have heard it for both cocaine and molly.
Rick Ross (believe it lyrics): Sellin Miley Cyrus in my brand new Monte Carlo
Miley Cyrus by MiltyJohn December 4, 2015

Rhino-cyrus 

If miley Cyrus fucked a rhino it would make a rhino-Cyrus
Rhino-cyrus by Scooblerubles May 30, 2016

Miley Cyrus 

A talentless slut who sings pathetic pop songs. She is the epitome of all things evil and wrong. Her music is stupid and unoriginal. Her death would bring about celebration and joy. Her alter ego Hannah Montana is just as much as a whore as Miley, only blonde.
Teeny Bopper Disney-Lovin Bitch: OMGZ miley cyrus is teh shitz!!!111111

Normal Person: GOOD GOD GET IT AWAY FROM ME! BURN IT BURN IT!
Miley Cyrus by TheTruthBitches March 7, 2010

Miley Cyrus 

A skanky little dingleberry who thinks shes a 'rockstar'. She is not pretty, talented or smart.
Average 10-year-old girl: Like, oh my gawsh, like, Miley Cyrus is, like, so, like, pretty and, like, talented
Average person: I need my shotgun. NOW
Miley Cyrus by shnitzelzorg January 27, 2010

Miley Cyrus 

A new way that Disney channel found to earn money.
What's the difference betwen a Miley Cyrus concert and a strip pub?
- In Miley's concert kids are alowed to go in.
Miley Cyrus by ElectronikGeisha February 8, 2010

Miley Cyrus 


noun-
A braying donkey that resembles a rabid chipmunk.
Except less cute then you would expect, and horrendously self righteous.

Guy 1"Oh god, shes back"
*the Miley Cyrus brays*
Guy 2"SWEET JESUS COULD YOU MAKE IT SHUT UP FOR A SECOND?!"
Guy 1"Naw man, I wish I could, she just loves to hear herself"
Guy 2"...well she's the only one"
Guy 1"Hey. Hey man, Nobody's Perfect"
Guy 2".....ha.....clever"

See clip below for a good example
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5w57LVNkag&feature=related
Miley Cyrus by Farnip April 14, 2009