comps

1) Short for completemment

2) French version of totes; can be used in both French and English.

1) Je suis comps serieaux.

2) I am totes serious.

by Jesse! April 16, 2007

cumpassionate

adj. the strong desire to see, taste and feel semen, often comes along with a love of dick and a generally slutty demeanor

Why does Lisa love sucking dick so much?

She's only in it for the ending, she's cumpassionate.

by zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz April 5, 2008

NoX Camps

Fucking camper ass pussy homos

Nox Camps like a bitch!

by paul sak October 9, 2003

Cump

When a man loves a women and doesn't cum a little cumes in clumps!

"I Cumped Last Night And It Looked Like Oatmeal!"

by Kelcie Jean November 14, 2007

Camps

Bent over, taking it in the ass Jets fan who enjoys sucking fireman Eds dick Douche Bag oh and he has a small ass dick. Hes blowup dolls name is Shawn.

You being a dumb ass Camps. Bend over Bitch

by Sexy Girls who are lesbians February 24, 2011

cumpet player

A derogatory term used to leave a person confused and hurt.... The level of harsh-ness implied is left up to the individual using it.

Heather: Go add another STD to your list you cumpet player!
Rikkianne: *gasp* .....

by Grandma B and Grandpa Gitt. July 7, 2008

Cumfs

The Comfiest part of a piece of furniture or person.

Wtf, this couch doesn't have any cumfs at all

by prittybabe24 July 31, 2010