Crumpled

A term forged by the G-Block to comprehend the state of mind occuring after sippin on a lil something and firing up a blunt or two in tha whip. Getting cumpled leads to a cross buzz never felt before. Crumpleness is not recommended for lightweights or for pussy ass ho's who can't handle the G-Block style. Bitches.

Yo doggy, I got so crumple last night I gave this Dick to Patty Knoll and Cough at the same time.

by Dizzle February 27, 2004

crumpler

n. (krum-pler)

A very sweet, sexy move that the ladies are sure to enjoy. Simply put: the ring and pinkie fingers in the butt hole, the index finger in the vagina. Its way more pleasurable than the shocker (so I've heard) because it leaves your index finger free to flex and gives some serious backdoor penetration at the same time.

"I hit that girl with the crumpler last night and she loved it!"

by Brosti December 28, 2005

Cumbleberry

Much like the dingleberry, the cumbleberry is the leftover toilet paper or inner sock lent that is stuck to your cock after cleaning up a blown load. It usually goes undiscovered until the next time you pee.

when me and Ron went to take a piss in the urinals, i couldnt help but notice he had a nickel sized cumbleberry on his crown that stuck out like a sore thumb.

by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

Cumbles

The inability to annunciate due to large amounts of recessive cum lodged in ones throat.

What the hell was Scott saying?

I dont know he was all fully of cumbles!

by dexter016 March 11, 2011

chumble

A chunky food dish prepared with left-over ingredients, without regard to origin, freshness, taste compatability or starch content. (ie. a pasta dish made with potatoes and bread.) Often very spicy to begin with, partakers may elect to add even more spice in the form of chile sauces and garnishes. Tabasco sauce is a common additive. jumble crumble chunky fritatta casserole stew

We're having chumble for dinner.

by Mister You March 17, 2010

crumblin'

A really obvious lie

"She told me her dad was Jamie Oliver, but she was blatantly crumblin'"

"He wasn't crumblin' when he said he'd finish off our creme brulees"

"Turns out she wasn't crumblin'- she had made a fruit flan last night"

by lemoncurd_luva123 March 21, 2009

Chumble

Noun: Throw up (chumble)

Verb: To throw up (chumbled)
Adjective: To describe something chumbley

Noun: "I saw a puddle of chumble on the floor earlier."
Verb: "O my god! Nikki just chumbled all over herself."
Adjective: "That shirt is totally chumbley."

by SpicyCake July 5, 2015