Courtesy Wipe

When you have a fart that is so nasty that you have to go to the bathroom and wipe your ass because it feels like more than just air came out.

(Person1 shits his pants)
Person2: Ew that was fucking nasty dude.

Person1: Sorry, I think I need to take a courtesy wipe. I’ll be back.
(Person1 sprints to the bathroom)

by YaBoiCharles January 17, 2019

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Courtesy lighter

The lighter you are graciously gifted with when the gas station clerk turns around to grab your pack of smokes.

"I got 4 courtesy lighters when I grabbed a pack earlier"

by Azmt1294 January 19, 2019

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Courtesy Flame

When someone posts a thirst trap and respond with only the flame emoji.

Courtesy Flame: Strictly just the flame emoji.

Example:
>post: thirst trap
>your comment:🔥

by futureDust May 23, 2019

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Courtesy friend

Friend requests you accept on facebook or Linkedin only because you happen to work att same place or go the same school. They're actually quite cringe, but you feel too awkward to decline.

Woohaaa, you actually friend with Dick-John?
OMG no, he's just a courtesy friend.

by Mr. Cocksson February 5, 2020

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Courtesy Sandwich

A sandwich presented to one while being dumped by their significant other as a form of break-up severance.

"Dude I heard Stephanie broke up with with you"
"Yeah that bitch was crazy, but I got this dank ass turkey club as a courtesy sandwich"

by O'Shaqhennesy March 17, 2020

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Courtesy Shoot.

The Courtesy Shoot is when you're offered heroin and you do not want to seem rude, so you only shoot up a little bit, just for politeness

Person 1: Hey come over here, were gonna try heroin, wanna join?

Person 2: No thanks, i'll just do a Courtesy Shoot.

by Big S. June 3, 2020

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courtesy sister

A friend(no 'benefits') who's so close she's like a sister, or just is the mother of someone who calls you Uncle. (could be a former sexual partner, but who is only a friend now)

How many siblings do you have?

Well, I have 2 brothers, 2 sisters from my mom, & a half brother from my dad, & a courtesy sister I stilll keep in touch with.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 2, 2021

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