When two straight males stand back to back and reach around to jerk each other off, it’s not gay if you can’t see who is jerking you off
by Stupid fucking roofer November 23, 2021
the incredibly ability to type at impressive speeds and utterly destroy those who seek to oppose you. To do so you must
GRHHH TPS HEHE SMIRKS FOLDS ARMS AURA BURTS GROOAH KNEES SENDS FLYING INTO WALL WALL BREAKS FLYS AT HEHEH KICKS AGAIN SENDS THROUGH WALL BREAKS WALL FLIES WITH YOU LOOKS DOWN AT FORMS BLAST IN HAND FIRES SENDS TO GROUND GROUND BEAKS WITH CRATER FLIES DOWN KICKS HARD SHOCKWAVE GROAOH OOROAORAOROAROAROAROAORAORAORAORAORAO ORAAA BASHES WITH FIIST GROUND BREAKS INTO THOUSANDS PIECES
JUMPS DOWN GRABS FACE RAISES SLAMS DOWN HEHEH FLIES DRAGS THROWS INTO WALL
you must do that but type it all with 200 wpm and basically spam the chat
most effective on Discord
GRHHH TPS HEHE SMIRKS FOLDS ARMS AURA BURTS GROOAH KNEES SENDS FLYING INTO WALL WALL BREAKS FLYS AT HEHEH KICKS AGAIN SENDS THROUGH WALL BREAKS WALL FLIES WITH YOU LOOKS DOWN AT FORMS BLAST IN HAND FIRES SENDS TO GROUND GROUND BEAKS WITH CRATER FLIES DOWN KICKS HARD SHOCKWAVE GROAOH OOROAORAOROAROAROAROAORAORAORAORAORAO ORAAA BASHES WITH FIIST GROUND BREAKS INTO THOUSANDS PIECES
JUMPS DOWN GRABS FACE RAISES SLAMS DOWN HEHEH FLIES DRAGS THROWS INTO WALL
you must do that but type it all with 200 wpm and basically spam the chat
most effective on Discord
Him: " You dare challenge me?! I have mastered the legendary art of combat. Prepare to be eviscerated. "
Her: " Wha- "
Him: " GRHHHE FLIES AT KICKS SENDS FLYING MAKES U LIKE RAGDOLL GROAH JUMPS LUNGES GRABS LEG SLAMS CRATER SHOCKWAVE BOOM YOU BLEED "
Her: " Wha- "
Him: " GRHHHE FLIES AT KICKS SENDS FLYING MAKES U LIKE RAGDOLL GROAH JUMPS LUNGES GRABS LEG SLAMS CRATER SHOCKWAVE BOOM YOU BLEED "
by venturiansonic October 07, 2019
A position in which both parties fight for the battle field. biting, scratching, hair pulling, etc. While still preforming missionary sex
Sonic: bro me and amy had Rad combat missionary last night
Tails: we're video game characters you don't even have a dick
Sonic: shut up tails no one likes you
Tails: we're video game characters you don't even have a dick
Sonic: shut up tails no one likes you
by Vanessa licea February 27, 2020
A post 9-11 service member who walks around acting like Sgt. York even though they haven't even sniffed combat. Arrogant/Ignorant wannabees. They won't talk about their service, not because they saw a lot of bad but because they don't want people to know that they haven't seen anything.
Check out bigshot tony, word has it that he's a combat cook, he spent his whole enlistment stateside.
by Realtime Joe November 25, 2019
A small mobile fos game released by a small group of developers , Scared the shit out of Activision so they copyright claimed the game. Game is back again on appstore and Play Store and is still popular and will get more popular as time goes on
Person 1- Yo bro do you know about this cool game Called Combat Master
Person 2- Yeah its a Call of duty mobile ripoff (person 2 is an idiot sweaty 9 year old who watches some "cool gaming youtuber")
Person 1- Ok bro
*Person 1 never talked to Person 2 Again*
Person 2- Yeah its a Call of duty mobile ripoff (person 2 is an idiot sweaty 9 year old who watches some "cool gaming youtuber")
Person 1- Ok bro
*Person 1 never talked to Person 2 Again*
by BriskOrSomething December 27, 2021
Combat master is a multiplayer FPS game that has some inspiration from Call of Duty Modern warfare. It was sued by Call of Duty mobile developers and was shut down from both the play store and the app store.
by Hyunism <3 November 23, 2021