Job cock block

When your current job blocks you from getting a new job purely because they know they will be screwed without you.

My application for a new job was denied because my current job cock blocked it. I just got job cock blocked!

by Cheetolife July 20, 2016

cock block jerkette

A woman that rejects you before she knows anything about you.

That cock block jerkette just turned me down and she didn't know anything about me.

by Deep Blue 2012 July 14, 2009

cock block

Inviting the ex-boyfriend of a girl to an event when you know your friend is trying to work on her at said event.

When TJ invited James out to Brothers to hang out. He totally cock blocked his friend.

by Colin from IC January 23, 2007

cock-block

when a person of the male species recieves a psychological, emotional, and physical blow from a feminine character all at the same time

Dude: Hey Margie, just wondering if i could squeeze your buttcheeks

Chick: Hey faggot...people as ugly as you don't get nice asses like mine

Dude 2: Oh ho!!! you just got cock-blocked!!!

by Frank the Multi-tasking planet crusher May 2, 2008

cock block

the security guards at international mall

That cop was the biggest cock block I've ever met.

by brittaaahh June 27, 2008

Cock-Block

Any stupid/retarded/stereo-typical reasons that a woman will not have sex with a bf/ husband. Its basically a blockage of their vagina hence a cock block. For the boyfriend after being together for at least 3 and a half months and having oral with each other, saying that you are "not ready" to have sex is one of the most common cock-blocks and is inexecusable. For the Husband, saying that you are not in the mood is also unexceptable. If you have a baby within the last year or are pregnant those do not meet the requirements to be called a cock-block. The woman being on her period is the one acceptable excuse and does not qualify as a cock-block

" Man me and my girl have been together have been together for 6 months and we still havent had sex yet!"
"Damn dude, thats a real cock-block she's putting up there."

"It's been a year since me and Charlotte had Timmy and she still doesn't want to have sex....Fuck her stupid cock-blocks"

by Singpow January 12, 2008

cock block

moms whose always around gettin in the way of gettin "busssaay"

Bf: So 2nites the nite, rite?
Gf: Sorri but my moms always home when i get back..shes a total COCKBLOCK.

by sidy June 30, 2005