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Chimp-ass

the condition that makes feces irremoveable from the rectum, shit that sticks to the asshole
I wiped and wiped, but I couldn't get rid of this chimp-ass until I took a shower.
by Bobby P. December 16, 2005
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tandoori clamp

pulled a girl last night, gave me the tandoori clamp. never doing that again
by discodavemin April 28, 2011
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Clamp God

A Person With Godlike Defense In BasketBall
Take Richard For And Example He's A Clamp God
by Str8Clamps July 24, 2016
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chimpers

A gay guy who rushes around behaving erratically in an attempt to behave more outwardly straight.
"he's going chimpers"
by lars October 8, 2004
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flip the chimp

Flipping someone off.

How to flip the chimp:
1. Hold right hand out, palm facing toward your body. The hand should be parallel to that whom you are flipping off.
2. Lower and curl your thumb, index, ring, and pinky finger in unison. The middle finger will stay erect unless stated otherwise.
3. Make an exaggerated facial expression somewhere between anger, disgust, and confusion (as to why someone would flagrantly disregard your awesome).
4. Congratulations! You have successfully flipped the chimp.
"This guy cut me off while I exited the freeway. I totally flipped him the chimp."

"Ever played Mario Party 8? God, sometimes I feel like flipping it the chimp!"

"Ever played that game Flip the Chimp in Mario Party 8? It's awesome!"
by Crbls April 3, 2009
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Chimp shop

Any R & D branch or firm which uses biomimicry for solutions; derived from an instance in Senegal, filmed by Nova, where chimps learned to make spears to hunt small primates called bush babies.
Bob says he's taking that job at that new chimp shop downtown because he sees potential in it but I say it's just because he's become a hippy burnout in his 12 semesters at tech.
by darqcyde September 10, 2007
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Chimphandfeet

A person with very very ugly hands, sometimes being so ugly that they get confused for feet. Similar in appearance to the hands of a chimpanzee.
What the hell is that on my table? Get those chimphandfeet off of my table!

Did you see dude's hands? They were so ugly, they looked like chimphandfeet.
by Superheeman April 18, 2010
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