beaver cleaver

A penis that has been fortified with Viagra and poppers in order to make its presence known in a Montana Beaver. The cleaving process is time consuming and exhausting. It requires a dedicated man willing to screw a woman who has indiscriminately screwed everything, animate and inanimate. The beaver cleaver is a high calling that only a special few can answer.

Jerry was tapped into active duty beaver cleaver status after Fran declared war on all phallic objects, thus acquiring a Montana beaver.

by Fran December 31, 2003

clover clamps

metal spring loaded clamps used in BDSM; originally used by Japanese silk workers; they have the property that the more tightly they're pulled, the more tightly they grip. Useful on nipples and labia for attaching cords or chains or even weights.

Damn! The leash came off her nipples when I pulled; shoulda used the clover clamps...

by Maitre D. April 15, 2004

Clever Fish Syndrome

A mental disease whereby the person has all the mental affects that would grant him/her a photographic memory, but they also suffer from all the mental aspects of amnesia, rendering him/her normal in terms of memory capability. The name of this syndrome derives from a real situation in which a fish know as "Goldy" would learn things incredibly fast (such as Einsteins Theory of Relativity and Triganometory) but would forget them in the following seven seconds.

"I can remember what songs were played on my 3rd birthday but unfortunately I suffer from Clever Fish Syndrome and as such I have forgetten."

"Goldy learnt how to turn lead into gold today, all though his fish brain forgot how to do this with 10 seconds"

by Lindley July 4, 2006

clave

Slang for sterilizing with an autoclave. It is often used by the younger generation of scientists and most older people will have no idea what it means.

"Dang, Michael forgot to clave those biohazard bags!"

by Brendan&Hollie June 10, 2008

claven

One who is long winded. This person is allways corect and often states personal opinion as fact. Likes the sound of his own voice.

John, you really are a claven.

by mudflap January 22, 2003

Cavern of No Return

A refrence of a womans vagina.

David had to put on a raincoat before going into the fat ladys Cavern of No Return

by Amy Bel February 9, 2006

clater

to go somewhere quickly

you better clater there or you will be late

by scott oxley April 22, 2007