Miss Clark

A band director who is Derick Fox's girlfriend.

Dodoria: Derick! Quit cheating on me with Miss Clark.

by Adam R. April 9, 2005

Wesley Clark

The 44th and next President of the United States.

Jeb and his Florida cronies won't be able to rig the election results this time around. ;)

bye bye dubya....

to be inaugaurated as 44th President of the United States, Jan.20,2005.

by James November 20, 2003

Noah Clark

a boy who is loved by many girls, but ONE IN PARTICULAR IS AMANDA! :)

amanda: man, Noah Clark is sooooo totally awesome, i LOVE him
laura: oh yeah?
amanda: deff! we are gunna get married some day :)

by lbcoolgirl October 30, 2010

the clark bar

when anal fucking a girl, get deep enough to get a substantial amount of poo on the tip of your dick. then pull out and tell her to suck it like it contains the anti-serum. if your dong has enough poo on it, this should resemble some nasty skank enjoying a king size clark bar on a fine summer day.

"so...i was balls deep in this bitch and she yelled out Nick's name. so i pulled out and gave that ho a clark bar!"

by DJ KNUCKLES March 8, 2005

Dick Clark

When you use a scented hard-on cream on your penis and recieve a blowjob with a decent amount of cream on, and by the time you are all done the female (or male if you stray that way) will not be able to feel his/her mouth. Thus leading to talking like Dick Clark

Dude, I have no idea what happened. I put hard on cream on my cock and my girl started blowin' me and the next thing i knew after the blowjob, she started talking like fuckin' Dick Clark himself!

by Mr. Speech Impediment July 9, 2010

Kimberly Clark

A specific type of bowel movement, typically produced by humans on a zero fiber diet, which has a texture consistent with organic peanut butter - this require the usage of nearly an entire role of toilet paper. This is of great financial benefit to Kimberly Clark - the worlds largest manufacturer of toilet paper.

One week my diet consisted entirely of saltine crackers, peanut butter, Oreo cookies, pretzels and sourdough bread. This resulted in my producing 1-2 Kimberly Clarks per day and forced a diet change rich in Brussels sprouts and Sauerkraut.

by MR Nipple June 7, 2014

ronnie clark

A very charismatic person that cares for others more than themselves. Avoids confrontation for the most part. Is usually creative in their life. Is somewhat a jack of all trades of some sort. A very open person with a sweet but serious personality that lives life a step at a time usually. Likes elaborate conversation and is a good people person who is generally well presented both visually and punctually.

Ronnie Clark is an all-around amazing person ! awesome

by Rclark95 December 21, 2016