The Church of LULZ

A place where people are doing things for LULZ.

From a "Mormon chat" website:

Jeff: I am rather busy.
Me: busy doing what?
Jeff: Talking to people :)
Jeff: And trying to find an article.
Me: what article?
Me: god is an alien right? the pope said that today
Jeff: He did?
Me: yes
Me: he told everyone that we came from uranus
Jeff: Seriously?
Me: yes
Me: do you behold the power of LULZ?
Jeff: LULZ?
Me: yes
Me: LULZ
Me: there is a new church. the church of LULZ
Me: people are doing things for LULZ

by YeurMauther October 21, 2010

Church wife

A term Jim Layne uses while attempting to flirt in order to persuade the woman putting up with his harassment to consider their relationship as something special.

Hey,
When are you going to show up at work? I came in for a hug from my church wife and your sic not here.
Jim Layne

by skizzad November 30, 2017

Church Fart

adjective; an offensively funny person.

Do you know my cousin Cletus? Oh, you have to meet him, he’s a real church fart!

by Panthernopanth January 30, 2022

buck church

naked. nude. without clothes on.

man that party was off the hook. oh by the way, cindy tumbled down the stairs buck church and landed on your cat.

by bearsuit84 August 23, 2012

big church

The sermon part of church.

Often used by kids coming out of Sunday School

Man I would come to church all the time if it wasn't for the big church part...

by MadPaintbox November 28, 2018

church gay

When you fear being gay due to not being accepted by culture, parents, or the church so you hook up with the closet person that looks like the same sex as you. Hence a guy would date a woman that looked like a guy. A girl would date a guy that looked like a girl.

"Yo, did you see John's wife, at first I thought he was gay, then I found out he was married to a lady; however, not that I seen his wife it's confirmed, he's church gay". I thought she was a man at first.

by Brit&Jason September 21, 2016

Church Face

The look on someones face of utter disapproval and disgust characterized by an attitude of moral superiority while outwardly saying Jesus loves you.

When I was parking my car at the store listening to my loud music a lady walked by staring at me with her church face judging me.

by unXXown June 21, 2023