Chopek Effect

When life is so simple, it becomes extremely difficult. Patients suffering from the "Chopek Effect", often show signs of discouragement, depression, and all around poor life choices.

Are you asking me a real question, or are you suffering from the Chopek Effect.

by skinnyguy55 October 1, 2016

Chubeytard

A conspicuous individual that only lives life only to make his chosen people better in fantasy sports. He doesn't care about the well being of his team other than stockpiling smarter snakes with valuable players through trades and shiesty deals.

Damn! Steve is really a fucking chubeytard..I mean why did he trade Mookie Betts for a sack of potatoes. That shit is whack bro.

by PrinceAdam June 13, 2018

Chope the chicken

Variation on choke the chicken. To engage in masturbation, while looking up women's skirts or looking at upskirt pics.

Named for Christopher Chope, British Member of Parliament, who opposed a law that sought to ban making upskirt photos and videos.

“What’s that old guy doing down there on the floor near the hockey team?”
“Oh he's just about to chope the chicken again.”

by Spangleburger June 16, 2018

Chapel gassing

Fever pitching at the noxious stink of one’s own trumping inside a place of worship.

I usually eat a lot of chili before chapel gassing.

by Noey Dillon August 21, 2019

chubeta

Chubby house cat that is small.

My cat Sophie is a chubeta.

by Daddy Cat July 13, 2019

Chude

When you see someone in public and can’t tell whether it’s a chick or a dude.

The chude couldn’t decide whether to get chick jeans or dude jeans.

by LordSgod April 13, 2021

chubetcha

A fun clever way for us eccentrics to say you bet ya!

Are you going to the dance?

Chubetcha!

by SpiritualEngineer October 9, 2021