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condom fart

The farting of often subtle but sometimes excessive scent of lubricated rubber that yields confusion and fear in its wake.
Danny: It's been two days and I'm still having condom farts.

Bert: It never stops.

Danny: I'm scared.
by bobertwho December 2, 2010
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La Candola of Lubao

La Candola of Lubao is the fake immitation of Lakan Dula of Tondo. The two are not related. Lakan Dula of Tondo is a patriot, La Candola of Lubao is a Spanish collaborator. Historians believe that La Candola

(La Candaba) is not real. It is just an attempt to relate to Lakan Dula of Tondo in a crude way.
La Candola of Lubao is like the fake medals of Marcos.
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iPod Condom

The act of placing an ipod (usually ipod touch) in a plastic zip lock bag and bringing it the shower to masturbate. It helps prevents herpies and other STDs.
"Did you here what David did?!?"

"No what?"
"He he forgot an iPod Condom and electricuted the Shit out of himself."
"You mean he forgot protection"
"Yeah"
by smerigs43 September 27, 2011
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condom game

Thisis a game that can have as many or as little amount of players as u want. it is played in a supermarket. u grab a box of condoms and follow and unsuspecting shopper. while they arent looking u slip the condoms into their shopping. Then u follow them to the checkout and see what happens. You score a point if they dont notice and purchase them. but if they notice them and put them aside u get nothing. a fun game to play.
Lachie won the condom game because the granny purchased them.
by happyfeet... December 24, 2006
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Condom

The one thing that can actually make or break your future as a young adult.

It's a thin sheath made of latex that slips right onto the male member. It comes in different sizes, flavors and even colors.

Sure the guy might lose a little feeling while wearing one, but the girl probably won't be able to tell the difference because she's the one being prodded. It's definitely worth not being whipped with a child for 18 years.
This one time, my friend Tootsie told me she's fearing she was pregnant- again. I recalled her telling me about her previous four abortions and that if she got pregnant again she'd have the baby this time around.

I told her, better start telling your man to wear a condom.
by TheSpectacularOne April 10, 2009
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Bieber Sized Condom

Condom Sized

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JUSTIN BIEBER
Obnoxious Skank 1: Dude I tried to have sex with Luke!
Obnoxious Skank 2: REALLY? How'd that work out?
Obnoxious Skank 1: He's a Bieber Sized Condom
Obnoxious Skank 2: Don't say that I LUVV JUSTIN BIEBER
Obnoxious Skank 1: OKAY OKAY...
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condom

It is usually made of latex, and is placed over a man's penis before entering the woman's vagina. They are used to protect both the man and woman against sexually transmitted diseases (STD). They vary in size, color, and ever flavors.
He never has sex without a condom, because he is worried of getting an STD.
by penas endabut December 9, 2008
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