Caller IQ

A variable threshold setting for the acceptable minimum intelligence level of an incoming caller. This feature may also be used in conjunction with Caller ID, should you so desire. A novelity originated by IT Professionals so as to quickly determine the likelihood of being able to successfully interface with the caller; now gaining popularity in the mainstream public sector.

A. You call the Customer Service Helpline, but after a few rings you are disconnected. You failed to meet their Caller IQ.

B. Your mate's phone rings, but after a cursory glance she fails to answer. You ask: "What's up?" She replies: "My Ex. Didn't make the Caller IQ."

by Mel G. October 21, 2012

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Callery

Certifiably Bad Ass!!!

That Callery boy is so awesome; I want to be just like him!

by cwissyc October 30, 2013

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Calvert County Hot Pocket

The act of inserting the head of a freshly caught, Patuxent River Bass into a females vagina.

I took her out on the bass boat and gave her a Calvert County Hot Pocket

by StogieMan February 1, 2023

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cricket caller

a very very bad joke that nobody laughs at so the person who said it stands there looking like an idiot. it seems like crickets were just waiting to chirp for it.

stupid joker:knock knock!
me: who's there?
stupid joker: who!
me: um.. who who?
stupid joker: no silly owls say hoot!
me: oh my god. that was such a horrible joke. a definite cricket caller.

by reneworleans January 15, 2009

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