cream slammed

1. getting fucked
2. comparable to "getting served"

1. Chris cream slammed his mother last night.
2. Those suckas got cream slammed.

by smith July 1, 2006

cream in your coffee

Ejaculate in the ass... Code between homosexuals

Do you take "cream in your coffee"?

by Poop Stain 90210 May 3, 2007

Cream Boy Delight

A man, but not just any man. He is the man. The man this is him. He is know to be extremely smart, almost to the point of being beyond the human mind. He is also debatably the best looking man around, depending on his company, and can make the women's panties drop. In fact, when Cream Boy Delight enters the room, girl's panties get wetter than a towel in a thunderstorm. There are few people who can compare to CBD, and the ones that can are usually dead, this is due to the pure power behind his ability to "drop the Dong." He is a man of science, love, magic, and hate. No one understands him, because he can't even understand himself.

Girl A) OMG! Is that Cream Boy Delight...
Girl B) My panties are so wet, I think I might have sex with him right here!
Girl C) He is the Best Man Ever, that has ever or will ever, exist.

by Vanilla Taco February 12, 2014

Cream pie for the straight guy

When you finish inside your female partner than slide down and lick it out of her

I dropped a load in her and she asked for a cream pie for the straight guy and pushed my face between her thighs.

by Teknodruid June 7, 2017

Cream Skimming

Often takes place in Oligopolistic markets. The act of trying to attract high-end consumers with large real purchasing power. Then the firms leave the market - Hit and Run competition

Cream skimming is dirty

Duuuuude, this fucking cream skimmer just came along and ate up all my supernormal profits. what a fucking h4xor

by frazz October 17, 2006

cream-filling the donut

to release a burst of man juice into the sweet, preferably tight-holed ass, much preferably a woman

"Si! Si! Si! Ohhh, SIIIIII!!!" -Sounds from working up the power to cream-filling the donut, most preferably from the donut holder

by d4mn3d 5old13r May 16, 2006

Cream Jeans

A word invented by Tenacious D to express when something is so incredibly awesome that you cream in your jeans.

"This next band asked me to read this... Stay here if you don't mind cream in your jeans"

-Announcer from HBO Tenacious D series

"Me, me and KG, we're all about sex supreme, we likes to cream jeans!"

-Taken from "Double Team" by TenaciousD

by TenaciousDDDDDD April 28, 2006